KENDRA’S WRITING A BOOK. OF COURSE.
07.24.09
Kendra Wilkinson, star of E!’s “Kendra” and former indentured sex servant, will be writing her memoirs. My proposed title: The Old Man and the C-cups.
“The memoir will be a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale that captures the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy cover models in history,” says the [press] release.
Adds Jennifer Bergstrom of Simon Spotlight Entertainment: “Kendra is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique, refreshing, and a reflection of the woman so many people have fallen in love with.”
It will also be written in crayon. Can’t wait. I look forward to reading how many different ways “Then I got naked and jiggled my boobs” can be expressed in prose. America fell in love with Kendra for her eloquence, after all. She’s like William F. Buckley with tits.
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The Old Man and My 30C’s would have made me spit on the keyboard.
A Tale of Two Titties
The Lion, the Witch, and My Infectious Crabs Wridden Vagina.
/no one will see this.
Ho Country for Old Man
The Naked and the Dead
/memoir about life with Hef
//no title change necessary
///and…I’m spent
A Clockwork Whore-ange
The Old Man and the C-word
Tom Voyeur
The Cunt for Miss October
The World According to My Gap
The WWII classic, Snatch-22.
All Over Tits, ghost-written with Charles Dickensider
Donkey Hottie
+1 AEVC
The Day Of The Lo-cunts.
Love in the Time of Chlamydia.
*Separate
American Ho.
A Seperate Piece of Ass
War and Piece
Whore and Piece, if you will.
War and Piece
The Geisha Memoirs.
Portnoy’s Cum Paint
Gravity’s Bimbo.
Slutterhouse Five.
The Tramp Also Rises
You forgot to put the word ‘writing’ in quote marks
Jonathan Lethem will be her ghostwriter. They can call it The Whoretress of Prostitute.
Can’t wait to find this for $2 in the Bargain Baskett.
All Quiet on the Western Cunt.
@Tracer Bullet: This version’s called Holita.
Less writing more writhing.
Finally! A Hemingway to match wits with Lauren Conrad’s Faulkner.
This book was better when it was called “Lolita.”
“Kendra is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique, refreshing, and a reflection of the woman so many people have
fallen in love withmasturbated to.”