07.16.09 LINKS DELIVERED BY A DOG DRIVING A SCOOTER

Got yerself a real winner, pal. Details on Hailey Glassman, the 22-year-old girlfriend of Jon Gosselin: arrested for drug possession in 2005 after smoking pot in public; rejected after trying out for MTV’s “The Real World” and “Bad Girls Club”; allegedly had a three-year lesbian relationship, with the ex-girlfriend warning Jon that “she will destroy you.” [Fancast]

Well, at least Page Six is accurate, for once. Rashida Jones *sigh* is dating Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau, a story that Best Week Ever broke two months ago.  [Best Week Ever]

Like a homely girl on her honeymoon… WORKING HARD. A video collection of lively interview quotes from the most intense man in college football, Montana Tech coach Bob Green.  [The Sporting Blog]

¡Ay Carumba! The hottest women of Univision.  I gotta learn to speak Mexican.  [Uncoached]

Admission: I had crushes on Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn from ‘Batman: the Animated Series.’ A list of all the Batman cartoons throughout the years.  And no, I wasn’t a very popular teenager.  [Gunaxin]

Billy Mays lives on. Not only are producers rolling out new footage of him endorsing OxiClean and other products, but “Pitchmen” has been renewed for a second season, as well.  I hope it’s as good as Weekend at Bernie’s!  [NYT Media Decoder]

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