‘MAD MEN’ SEASON 3 POSTER: ALL WET
07.14.09
The next season of “Mad Men” begins in a month, and if that doesn’t get you the least bit excited then you an’ me is gonna have WORDS. Here we have the just-released poster for Season 3, and as you can see Don Draper is getting in too deep. Or maybe he’s in dangerous waters. He’s just trying to stay afloat? He’s going down with the ship? He’s flooded with new business? I don’t know, metaphors are hard. Maybe there’s just something wrong with the sprinkler system at Sterling-Cooper. “These fire drills are getting out of control!”
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maybe someone pranked him and leaned a garbage can full of water against his office door? Either way his Lucky Strikes are getting wet.
I just assumed it was bourbon
So help me god, if Season 3 is about sudden onset incontinence, I will stop watching.
I’m assuming he’s ready for his colonoscopy.
In season 3 Sterling Cooper takes on a new pro-bono client: FEMA.
We had “Mad Men” day at the office, so I grabbed a woman’s tit and smacked her in the mouth when she objected.
Hamm is one hell of a celebrity softball player. He’s not Brian Littrell, but then again, who is?
/actually cheered when Andy Richter went deep
I got here from a link, so I’m a little disappointed that ALL WET didn’t refer to Christina Hendricks.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Don Draper.
Hope all the water makes the show less boring.
+1 CrabApple. We had The Office day at the office. Sucked.
P.S. Tit grab + mouth smack = Statutory Drape. Legal in all states if you have a time machine.