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This blog is about TV and TV still shows commercials, even though we DVR past all of them, but sometimes the DVR doesn’t go far enough and we end up seeing part of a commercial, so I think it’s okay to continue talking about them.

Anyway, this is latest in the agonizing kgb 542-542 ads, which is a service like Ask Jeeves but for your phone and directed at people who want to burn through money without the giddy thrill of buying drugs. In a previous ad, they whipped out the “what do you call cheese that’s not yours? it’s nacho cheese” joke like it was refreshing and not making me want to impale them on Neil Hamburger’s dick (it has a bayonet on the end). In this one, after the jump, they implore viewers to determine a woman’s bra size by thinking of their breasts in terms of fruit, which would strike me as an extremely ridiculous concept if my last girlfriend’s tits weren’t dead ringers for durians. Oh, Porcutits, I miss you so.