The Little People of America held their annual conference in Brooklyn this week, and one of the results was a filing an official complaint to the FCC, requesting that the word “midget” be banned from on-air use.
“The word ‘midget’ objectifies you,” said Clinton Brown, who co-chaired this year’s conference… “Growing up as a little person, because you’re different, you experience the ups and downs of some cruelties and prejudices. How many times have people I don’t know come up to me and wanted to pick me up?” [...]
In April, Little People of America protested an episode of NBC‘s “Celebrity Apprentice,” in which contestants created a detergent ad called “Jesse James and the Midgets.” The contestants, including Joan Rivers, suggested bathing little people in the detergent and hanging them to dry.
I don’t want to come off as callous, but I’m pretty sure that you can swap out “midgets” for “little people,” and bathing them in detergent and hanging them to dry is still demeaning.
Listen, little people, I’m behind the whole “Don’t call us ‘midgets’ thing” only — ONLY! — because I don’t want to sound like the old man who still thinks it’s okay to call Asians “gooks.” (“Whaddaya mean I can’t call slopes gooks? What am I supposed to say, ‘Oriental’?”) Just because a word is inappropriate doesn’t mean it needs to be banned from TV. That’s retarded.
…Oh, great. Here come the emails from the tards.


Oh, Grow Up!
Fine, I’ll just call them “enormous head with weird little arms people” from now on.
The guy on the end is a little tall to pass as a midge.
Find a new cause, punk.
I quote from the book of Carlin:
“Children are little people. Midgets and dwarfs are midgets and dwarfs.”
Okay, fine, I agree to start calling little people “Little People” for now on.
Hey everybody, let’s round up all the Little People in the world, stuff them in gas chambers & kill them for not being like us!
Happy now?
They’re SO cute when they’re indignant!
Listen midgets, you got away with killing Carradine…don’t push your luck.
Oh wait, I’m being told that was the “Thais” (whatever the fuck that is)
At least the emails from the tards have drawings of bunny rabbits.
The FCC’s official response began, “I understand you guys are pissed, but that’s no reason to get short with us.”
“Seriously, who the fuck actually does that?”
You obviously dont live on Earth. A planet whose greatest natural resource is the oblivious moron.
I have seen people go up to black people and just start rubbing their heads while saying “I have always wanted to know what your hair feels like”
I once saw a mother pushing a stroller walk right into traffic and almost got hit by a car because she couldnt stop texting for a second.
I once saw a a drunk girl walk up to a Jewish couple and say “Hey! I though Hitler killed all of you”
How many times have people I don’t know come up to me and wanted to pick me up?
Seriously, who the fuck actually does that?
Why are Tard emails always covered in syrup and saliva?
Little people porn sounds a lot creepier than midget porn.
The Chinaman is not the issue here.
Asians prefer to be called “Chinamen”.
Little people dont want to be called “Midget?”
Watch out little people. As soon as Lisa Lampanelli hears about this, she is going to go off. Dont even get her started. She will “go girl” on your ass.