If you don’t watch VH1′s aggressively tasteless lineup of quasi-celebrity-based reality shows, good for you.  But that likely means you don’t know who Megan Hauserman (loving rendered here) is.  A former Playboy Cybergirl (NSFW pictures here with super-NSFW ads), Megan established her reality show career by stealing scenes in “Rock of Love II,” “I Love Money,”  and “Rock of Love Charm School” — the last of which led to her suing Sharon Osbourne because Osbourne threw a drink on her.

And now she’s got her own wear-a-bikini-and-hook-up-with-dudes reality show called “Megan Wants a Millionaire,” in which men who can afford to have better-looking and smarter women try to woo someone who even Bret Michaels didn’t want.  Sounds awesome.  You guys are doing great at life.

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