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07.02.09 MILLIONAIRES COMPETE FOR LOVE OF SKANK

If you don’t watch VH1’s aggressively tasteless lineup of quasi-celebrity-based reality shows, good for you. But that likely means you don’t know who Megan Hauserman (loving rendered here) is. A former Playboy Cybergirl (NSFW pictures here with super-NSFW ads), Megan established her reality show career by stealing scenes in “Rock of Love II,” “I Love Money,” and “Rock of Love Charm School” — the last of which led to her suing Sharon Osbourne because Osbourne threw a drink on her.

And now she’s got her own wear-a-bikini-and-hook-up-with-dudes reality show called “Megan Wants a Millionaire,” in which men who can afford to have better-looking and smarter women try to woo someone who even Bret Michaels didn’t want. Sounds awesome. You guys are doing great at life.

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MILLIONAIRES COMPETE FOR LOVE OF SKANK

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Yamabushi says:

The date may be $5000 but, as always, the clamidias free.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Kid Presentable says:

Phew, thought for a second there I missed the casting call for Megan’s Law Millionaire.

/places on monocle, pats small child on the head

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:42 pm

Brien says:

Don’t forget she was also on “Beauty and the Geek.” She’s a professional reality whore at this point.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos says:

I wasn’t sure what was meant by “Super NSFW” and I can’t define it. But, I know it when I see it. And, you were right. That is “Super NSFW”.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Zack says:

Oh man, the “super” just makes it that much more tempting.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm

the earl of weaver says:

Well if we’re taking pesos, then call me Megan!

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:00 pm

La Schmoove says:

This clip just made my brain diarrhea into my eyes and down my throat.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:11 pm

CrabApple says:

America’s standards of “hot” is going down every year. At this rate in 20 years, if a woman doesnt need the assistance of a rascal scooter to move around then she is going to be cankle deep in modeling contracts.

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:44 pm

BloomBloom says:

Every single one of those guys is a total douche, and yet every single one of them can do better than that chick.

July 6th, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Robb says:

I hope the jokes on her and that these guys are all poor.

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