07.13.09 ‘…OR DO YOU WANNA SEE SOME DINGERS?’
MLB Home Run Derby (ESPN) — Last year’s exhibibition became the highlight of the All-Star break when human-interest story Josh Hamilton hit a record gazillion home runs in a single turn at bat. No such excitement will happen tonight, but you can hope.
Dance Your Ass Off (Oxygen) — The ten remaining contestants take a pole-dancing class. Sexiest show ever? Sexiest show ever.
Weeds (Showtime) — While pregnant Nancy (Mary-Louise Parker) considers marriage to a dangerous Mexican drug lord (who hasn’t bee there before?), Alanis Morrisette’s OB/GYN character gets involved with Andy. It could lead to that Alanis sex scene we’ve long awaited. Maybe she’ll go down on him IN. A. THEA-TERRR.
The Bachelorette (ABC) — The final three guys take turns hittin’ it. I mean, probably. I didn’t really read the preview. But that sh-thead Wes is gone, so that’s nice.
Insanely Pampered Hollywood Dogs (E!) — E! executives already miss the halcyon days of exploitative specials on the death of Michael Jackson.
Party Heat (truTV) — TV Guide description: “Officers try to maintain order during spring break in Lake Havasu, Ariz.” …with sexy results.


nothing good on tonight… looks like its streaming movies on the internet tonight