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07.13.09 ‘…OR DO YOU WANNA SEE SOME DINGERS?’

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT:mark-mcgwire-simpsons

MLB Home Run Derby (ESPN) — Last year’s exhibibition became the highlight of the All-Star break when human-interest story Josh Hamilton hit a record gazillion home runs in a single turn at bat.  No such excitement will happen tonight, but you can hope.

Dance Your Ass Off (Oxygen) — The ten remaining contestants take a pole-dancing class.  Sexiest show ever?  Sexiest show ever.

Weeds (Showtime) — While pregnant Nancy (Mary-Louise Parker) considers marriage to a dangerous Mexican drug lord (who hasn’t bee there before?), Alanis Morrisette’s OB/GYN character gets involved with Andy.  It could lead to that Alanis sex scene we’ve long awaited.  Maybe she’ll go down on him IN. A. THEA-TERRR.

The Bachelorette (ABC) — The final three guys take turns hittin’ it.  I mean, probably.  I didn’t really read the preview.  But that sh-thead Wes is gone, so that’s nice.

Insanely Pampered Hollywood Dogs (E!) — E! executives already miss the halcyon days of exploitative specials on the death of Michael Jackson.

Party Heat (truTV) — TV Guide description: “Officers try to maintain order during spring break in Lake Havasu, Ariz.” …with sexy results.

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There are 10 comments about:
‘…OR DO YOU WANNA SEE SOME DINGERS?’

July 13th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Don Turtuccio says:

nothing good on tonight… looks like its streaming movies on the internet tonight

July 13th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Lenny says:

“Last year’s exhibibition became the highlight of the All-Star break when human-interest story Josh Hamilton hit a record gazillion home runs in a single turn at bat. ”

And then promptly lost the home run derby to Justin Morneau.

July 13th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Farthammer says:

I wish Hamilton was in the Rock n Jock competition, because then we could see him hit an eight ball.

July 13th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:

I would rather know the horrible truth, Mark McGwire.

July 13th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Yamabushi says:

Enough with the Jenifer Aniston specials already ‘E!’.

July 13th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Zack says:

…The ten remaining contestants take a pole-dancing class.

I heard that despite their precautions, the pole collapsed within the first two minutes. Here’s a photo of the stage crew trying to raise it back up.

July 13th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Blaine Cooper says:

How embarrassed are you about spelling during incorrectly? Just kidding! Haha, I love you, Ufford.

July 13th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Kid Presentable says:

Party Heat (truTV) — TV Guide description: “Officers try to maintain order during spring break in Lake Havasu, Ariz” … with sexy results.

Featuring special guests, Hot Cops!

July 13th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Matt says:

How embarrassed are you about spelling during incorrectly?

More a typo than a sincere misspelling. The difference is stupidity versus carelessness. I’m only guilty of the latter in this case.

/post edited

July 14th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Butters says:

Well I thought the homerun derby was pretty good…

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