07.16.09 ‘PROJECT RUNWAY’ CAST: CHICKS AND GAY DUDES

Here are eight televised spots to introduce you to the cast of the new-old “Project Runway.”  And I’ll be honest: I like “Project Runway,” but it belongs on the glam-trash channel of Bravo, not the estrogen-and-tears world of Lifetime.  Watch these and try — just try – to not want to murder whoever came up with the touchy-feely tinkling piano track.

Thumbs down, Lifetime.  This better not be a harbinger of what you’re doing to the show.  If you put Heidi Klum in fat clothes to make your viewers feel better about themselves, we’re gonna have words.  You’re on notice, bitch.  **snaps in Z formation, wags head back and forth**