RUMER WILLIS WILL GO LESBIAN
07.06.09
Rumer Willis, the sexy starlet who’s taking Hollywood by storm solely because of her immense talent and natural good looks, will play a lesbian on “90210″ next season. From Access Hollywood:
Rumer’s character Gia has been described as a punky cute lesbian who isn’t afraid to speak her mind, a rep for The CW, which airs the teen series, told Access.
Gia will work at school paper the Blaze News alongside Navid (Michael Steger), Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) and Silver (Jessica Stroup).
I like this bit of casting. Too often, Hollywood tries to make lesbians appear feminine, even sexy. But Rumer’s got the strong jaw and complete lack of sex appeal that will make her the most believable lesbian on network television. We’re gonna need some more cargo shorts in wardrobe!
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I’d fuck her but only as a pit stop on my way to fucking Demi. Shit, that’s probably what Ashton did. “There, done, came on your face…now when does your mom get home?”
RUMER WILLIS HOT NAKED LESBIAN SEX!!!
That still won’t get more hits.
I feel sorry for the poor actress that gets eaten out by Rumer’s Easter Island head.
It’s like they misspelled her face as well as her first name.
I’d hit it. but i also bang those women who have to be forklifted out of their houses for gastric bypass surgeries before they have the surgery.
she looks like one of those cartoon drawings where everyone passes around a piece of paper – someone draws a man jaw, someone draws Liv Tyler cheeks, someone draws alien eyes because they’re mean and someone else makes gross ass red hair because they only have one color crayon…
She sure looks good lying on top of all her mom, and dad’s money though.
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Technically “Mac Tonight.”
Gia wows the newspaper staff when she bangs six girls at once with her chin strap.
Butters likes Butterfaces.
I hear Mac the Knife is not impressed with Rumer’s acting abilities.
“Rumer’s character Gia has been described as a punky cute lesbian”
You can describe her as cute all you want, it’s not going to get rid of that Picasso face.
Well, I think she’s pretty good.
“Rumer’s character Gia has been described as a punky cute lesbian”
She nails the punky part, but has a lot of work to do on the cute part. Let’s hope she goes full lesbian.
I guess she turned down the role of Mr. Ed in the remake of the classic show of the same name.
/insert “why the long face?” joke here
Normally those awkward “what if they mated?” celebrity mashups don’t come true like this.
Didn’t Randy Quaid blow up her ship in Independence Day?