SEVEN MINUTES OF NEWS BLOOPERS
07.02.09Many of the clips in this compilation will be immediately recognizable to crusty veterans of the Internet (“We lost a lotta good men on Friendster”). But even if you’ve seen them before, it’s nice to have them all packaged together to relive your favorites and see how they hold up over time. It’s hard to pick a favorite genre of screw-up — the rowdy bystander is always solid, but I have a preference for female anchors saying “cock” on the air. However, I think the most timeless is the accidental slapstick. There’s just something about a bird crapping in a guy’s mouth that really resonates with me. What can I say, I’m an old-fashioned gentleman that way.
[via Hot Cocks Clicks]

“cock” lady is hot.
“sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow job, a block party… Sorry about that slip up”
NO GRAPE LADY!? I am ashamed
There’s just something about a bird crapping in a guy’s mouth that really resonates with me.
Tell me about it. That’s why I have a thing for Giada De Laurentiis.
“Put that on the news” is what I say every time I come on a girl’s tits.
**said it once all year**
Is that Lamar Lattrell from Revenge of the Nerds at the 3 minute mark.