It’s funny because he’s old. The lost transcript to Larry King’s 8th consecutive show about Michael Jackson’s death. [Food Court Lunch]
Kara DioGuardi got married to a contractor. It’s the first time in history that a woman with an Italian name has married a contractor. Outside of New Jersey. [Us]
I don’t trust him now that his name is ethnic. Kal Penn has finally begun his job at the White House, where he now goes by his real name of Kalpen Modi. [WaPo]
Check and check. There are two things I can’t stand in fashion: men in decorative vests and people who wear scarves in the summer. Well well well, look at these first shots of two of the cast members for “The Real World: D.C.” [DCist]
Holy crap, this is excellent. Ten auditions I’ve never seen before, including Hugh Laurie for “House,” Natalie Portman for The Professional, and Kurt Russell for… Star Wars? Whaaaa? [Unreality]
Wait, Scooby and Shaggy were potheads?!?!? Fifteen reasons the stars of “Scooby Doo” smoked pot. Shaggy also stank of patchouli. [Hail Mary Jane]
So do they call it ‘moose toe’ in Alaska? Sarah Palin on running: “There have been many times where I’ve had to stop right in my tracks and turn around because there’s been either a moose standing there staring at me or a moose’s butt plopping on over into the trail.” Bonus points for letting her hair down in the photo shoot. RAWR! [Runner's World]
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Gubernatorial pussy rocks!!
That could be Bruckheimer’s newest movie idea – a presidential candidate who is secretly a with can only be defeated by a wise-cracking group of Moose operatives…
I think it would be called Moose Troop – but even that might be too clever for Jerry.
In Alaska, cougars are a natural predator of wild moose.
/would pull out for a facial on the glasses
Regarding Kal Penn, by an interesting coincidence, I watched “The Namesake” just last night.
Regarding Mooseburger, write to the guys at kissingsuzykobler and bug them to use the topic of “hate fuck” for the next fantasy draft. I bet Palin would go in the top 10.
@Mercury Morris: It’s obvious that she misspoke and was referring to the Ministry of Truth.
Nothing will ever top the Burt Reynolds/Turd Ferguson “audition” for Star Wars.
@WDYA, good point. In that case I would bang her in the butt.
Speaking of annoying fashions, I saw a kid wearing skinny jeans and a knit ski hat the other day when it was about 80 degrees out. I wanted to punch him.
@UU: Careful. That’s one fertile filly. Also, chances of producing a lil retard UU are VERY high. Then again, retards are cool, in that they’re gullible. For example, a retard might believe she could be vice-president!
Don’t know what the Office of Public Engagement is, but maybe its like the Department of Law?
As to whether another pursuit for national office, as when she joined Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., in the race for the White House less than a year ago, would result in the same political blood sport, Palin said there was a difference between the White House and what she had experienced in Alaska. If she were in the White House, she said, the “department of law” would protect her from baseless ethical allegations.
“I think on a national level, your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out,” she said.
There is no “Department of Law” at the White House.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=8016906&page=1
Politics aside, Palin is a tight little MILF and I would bang her.
Also, the fuck is the Office of Public Engagement? Sounds like tax money well spent.
/does jacking off motion
I’m surprised that Palin was able to speak a full sentence without swallowing her own tongue. What an effing moron.