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07.28.09 SHATNER READS PALIN’S RESIGNATION SPEECH

On last night’s “Tonight Show,” Conan brought out William Shatner to read the poetic majesty of Sarah Palin’s resignation speech. This is all I ever ask of TV and the Internet. (NBC video player here.)

Second place in making fun of the retardery goes to Stephen Colbert — that video is below. Farewell to a great U.S. American. She is dead, right?

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There are 10 comments about:
SHATNER READS PALIN’S RESIGNATION SPEECH

July 28th, 2009 at 10:28 am

Punch Rockgroin says:

She’s not leaving… she’s going to focus on totally fucking up the Republican (if that’s what they’re still called then) bid for 2012.

July 28th, 2009 at 10:33 am

jackin'4beats says:

We can still hope Matt…we can still hope.

July 28th, 2009 at 10:38 am

Otto Man says:

God, I hope she doesn’t go away. She’s the gift that keeps on giving.

July 28th, 2009 at 10:53 am

Enrico Pallazzo says:

I’ll give her credit…she does fight the good fight. I mean, who wants to pay the bear tax?

July 28th, 2009 at 11:12 am

Punch Rockgroin says:

How else are we going to fund the Bear Patrol?

July 28th, 2009 at 11:18 am

Punch Rockgroin says:

Won’t somebody please think of the children?

July 28th, 2009 at 11:51 am

Lenny says:

Governor Palin, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent speech were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

July 28th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

FistfulOAwesome says:

She better be dead or her family will have even more of a problem with me fucking her body.

July 28th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Taco_Jones says:

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.

July 28th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Duck Chaney says:

bitch ass hoe

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