On last night’s “Tonight Show,” Conan brought out William Shatner to read the poetic majesty of Sarah Palin’s resignation speech. This is all I ever ask of TV and the Internet. (NBC video player here.)
Second place in making fun of the retardery goes to Stephen Colbert — that video is below. Farewell to a great U.S. American. She is dead, right?
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bitch ass hoe
Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
She better be dead or her family will have even more of a problem with me fucking her body.
Governor Palin, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent speech were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Won’t somebody please think of the children?
How else are we going to fund the Bear Patrol?
I’ll give her credit…she does fight the good fight. I mean, who wants to pay the bear tax?
God, I hope she doesn’t go away. She’s the gift that keeps on giving.
We can still hope Matt…we can still hope.
She’s not leaving… she’s going to focus on totally fucking up the Republican (if that’s what they’re still called then) bid for 2012.