07.14.09 ‘SIMPSONS IN 3-D ON ICE’ NOT IN 3-D OR ON ICE

in his distinctive and innovative style

He’s going to eat nothing but the Simpsons for thirty days? I bet his girlfriend gets pissed!

… don’t worry — the 3-D/on ice thing is just a clever title.

This will also be filmed on Monster Island*.

*don’t let the name fool ya’

I can save you the two hours of watching this movie.

Q: Why do people love The Simpsons?

A: Because The Simpsons is fucking awesome.

fin

They say that Spurlock carved this documentary out of a bigger documentary…

/where are my chili boots

I’d love a documentary based around my love of dick jokes.

*sniff*

I only watch the first six seasons.

/Simpsons purist

Two hours of dick jokes??? That’s unpossible!

Y’know those documentaries that are like double documentaries?

@Kid Presentable, @Enrico, @Tim: +1

It sounds good to me, but I might be kind of biased. “Wow! A documentary about people who like the same things I like? Sign me up!”

Lisa : “It could be anyone, even MR BURNS.”
Burns : “This play really speaks to me.”

I still recall watching the very first aired episode of the show (Bart the Genius, natch), and now that we’re at the 20-year anniversary I feel really, really, really, really, reeeeeeeeally REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY old. Really.

/re-adjusts onion on belt

“I mean, I would watch a two-hour documentary about dick jokes. Comedians could come on camera and talk about why dicks are funny and maybe even tell their favorite dick jokes. I’ll pay for that in advance. Here ya go, here’s my ten dollars. Make it a down payment on production.” You pretty much described The Aristocrats. It’s dick jokes plus other hilarious shit. If you don’t know what it is, go watch it now!