STRAIGHT OUTTA CRAPTON
07.15.09
This man has been dead for years
TBS has picked up Ice Cube’s Are We There Yet? and will make it into a television series. In case you don’t remember, Are We There Yet? is NOT Ice Cube’s landmark 1992 rap album. That would be The Predator. No, Are We There Yet? is this steaming pile of liquid feces. And while Cube won’t star in the show, we can still hold him responsible as a producer.
Instead [of Ice Cube], Terry Crews, who earned raves as the father in “Everybody Hates Chris,” will reunite with [writer Ali] LeRoi to star in the new show as Nick, a single man who starts dating a young divorcee with two kids. In the 2005 movie, Nick takes the kids on a road trip to see their mother – and winds up clashing with them the entire way…
“Are We There Yet?” wound up at TBS after intense bidding, with cablers such as USA Network and BET also in the running. [Variety]
An intense bidding war for low-grade slapstick. Sigh. I suppose Ice Cube deserves to do with his career whatever he pleases, but damn. I kind of hoped for more from the founding member of N.W.A. whose definition of a good day included not having to use his assault rifle.

Ice Cube has sold out so bad that Easy-E threw a watermelon at him from Heaven.
Terry Crews is gonna be in it? He was the only reason to watch I Hate Chris and the best part of usually everything he’s in.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of America!
President Camacho: Shit. I know shit’s bad right now with all that starving bullshit. And the dust storms. And we’re running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
How can there be a pile of liquid? Do you freeze it first? Oh wait–is that why his name is ice cube?
@August West: Any reference to The Boondocks is a good reference. +1 for you sir.
Loved Ice Cube the rapper, but other than Friday and Boyz N The Hood, not really feeling the actor. I guess it’s kinda late to do a prequel of Boyz where he’s flippin’ switches and peelin caps huh?
+1 Vodka. That was great.
My bedtime story voice is deep, so deep, so deep puts the kids to sleep.
Gangstalicious: I used to have dreams that Ice Cube cam to my house and killed my whole family…
Riley: You mean the dude from the family movies? He was a gangsta rapper?
Will losing some of his lead in audience from ‘House of Payne’ be considered black on black crime?
If this is ever on in my house, my wife will be N.W.A.
(Not Without Asswelts)
Maybe Ice Cube’s street cred was linked to his Geri curl. Just like Sampson.
*TBS (very funny.)
An “urban” comedy on CBS without Tyler Perry attached? Are you sure?
“Im gonna peel some caps ba-”
*trips over stool*
*laugh track*
I am glad I lived long enough to see the day when both white and black men were able to produce low-grade family crap. This is truly the dream that Dr. King had.