THE COMPLETE JORDAN SCHLANSKY OEUVRE
07.21.09If you’re wondering why Warming Glow is running a little slowly today, it’s because I’ve been watching and re-watching all the videos of Conan O’Brien interacting with his pretentious, metrosexual associate producer, Jordan Schlansky. Schlansky enjoys Tuscan food, fine wine, the band Rush, ballroom dancing, and shaving his chest. He first appeared in a “Late Night” segment during the writers’ strike last winter, which led to Conan taping a segment in which they had dinner together, which finally led to last night’s segment.
I don’t know, maybe I’m alone in this, but there’s some kind of magical comedic balance between Conan’s utter zaniness and Schlansky’s total self-seriousness that makes for compelling, hilarious television. From the first video (see below):
Conan: How did you get interested in ballroom dancing?
Jordan: I had an embarrassing experience in France. Two Danish models approached me in a club and asked me to dance. I didn’t know how, I tried anyway –
Conan: –so you murdered them.
Jordan: [looks away]
Conan: What else could you do? Those bitches had to die.
How this hasn’t been adapted into a reality show already is a mystery to me. Watch all the grandeur after the jump.
(with thanks to Videogum)


Schlansky enjoys … the band Rush
I hate him already.
add the budget surplus marching band one too
he’s in that
[www.hulu.com]
I’m a little sad that I missed Conan’s “Tom Green Phase”.
Joel Goddard > Jordan
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I’m just thankful that the day you chose to post these is the also same day my boss is working from home.
Conan with a beard looks strangely like the Burger King.
Conan’s laugh is infectious. I couldn’t watch that first video without cracking up with him at the end.
How this hasn’t been adapted into a reality show already is a mystery to me.
Probably because middle America and the elderly would be too threatened by its irreverence and brilliant comedic value.
This guy can’t be real, can he? Are we sure this isn’t one of Conan’s writers? How can someone actually exist who’s that much of an unselfconscious douchebag?
Hehe. Rape.
What’s going on with his hair. People go bald all the time, but not usually in a vagina like slit on the back of their head.
I enjoy that his laughter seems entirely sincere, whereas Leno seems to force his. With the extra segment of the first clip, it seemed like he wanted to laugh at Schlansky for just a little, but genuinely continued after he thought about it.
Probably because middle America and the elderly would be too threatened by its irreverence and brilliant comedic value.
That reminds me — is the new Jay Leno show on yet?
“Just because it appeals to children doesn’t exclude me from enjoying it.”
Not sure why I found that so hysterical, but this guy is a better straight man than Andy Richter.
I had to stop watching the first Hulu video because I kept catching myself wanting to take a trip to LA for the sole purpose of finding this guy at an Italian restaurant and murdering him Godfather style.