07.24.09 THE DOUCHE-IEST THING YOU’LL SEE ALL DAY

KILL IT WITH FIRE

What exactly is it about entourage you dislike?

I mean it’s not going to win any emmy’s for writing or acting (wait, did piven win for yelling? I’m not sure)

Anyway, it’s just a dumb show that shows hot girls that ends sunny side up for just about every episode.

foolish dave k. Never speak openly about your entourage viewing. Do like I do, watch it in the dark with a bag over your head.

What exactly is it about entourage you dislike?

Adrien Grenier’s wooden acting and complete lack of charisma. The lazy writing. Characters who never change or grow. The celebration of Hollywood’s circle-jerk culture. The portrayal of male friends who have conversations that male friends never actually have. That fuckwit Turtle character. Jeremy Piven yelling at a fat gay Asian character for being a fat gay Asian.

But most of all, people who defend the show as worthwhile entertainment.

Ok, then lets take a look at Tosh.O that you claim is the best show on TV. I laugh harder watching a cooking show than that fucking douche. He’s the type of guy who when you’re out drinking you single out as the guy you want to punch in his mouth.

@guy all the way on the left in the photo

DOUCHE OVERLOAD!

*starts spasming*

seriously, Sweet visor Douchebag

That new car dealership movie with Jeremy Piven seems interesting.

So it’s a show with poor writing, poor acting, and predictably dopey-happy endings? Yeah, what’s not to like?

If you’re tuning in for the hot girls, do yourself a favor and switch over to E!

And the winner of the one arm is longer than the other, but both are larger than his torso competition is… Kevin Connolly!

I LOVE YOU DEBI MAZAR!

Ok, then lets take a look at Tosh.O

Much easier to change the subject and tear down something you hate than to defend something you like, eh?

I like Tosh.0 because, simply, the humor resonates with me. Funny videos, clever writing, a closer look at Internet culture, and gratuitous vomiting scenes. If you don’t like the host, that’s fine with me.

But let’s get back to Entourage, please.

“But let’s get back to Entourage, please.”
- Instead, can I just go kick myself in the cock?

I don’t defend Entourage. The acting is appalling and many of the characters are extremely annoying. It became a thing with friends to watch every Sunday and now it’s become like a runaway train. Johnny Drama is the man though.

Seeing the guy on the left makes me want to set fire my visor. I really like that visor, too, it’s been halfway across the world with me. And I only ever wear it when I’m playing tennis. But man, if I look like that guy when I wear it…it’s gonna have to burn.

…set fire to my visor.

I’m so disgusted I can’t even type straight.

But man, if I look like that guy when I wear it…it’s gonna have to burn.

You know who looks cool with a visor on? No one.

Sorry to break it to you, Zack, but you look just like that guy. All visor dudes do.

Entourage is just a throwaway 22 minutes a week with fun scenery, decent music, and a couple of funny lines from Drama. Maybe it doesn’t deserve to be defended, but it definitely doesn’t warrant the vociferous criticism it gets. Love it or hate it, the show really just isn’t that big a deal.

Yeah, but dig the sweet lid on Dillon.

And Tim is teh ghey.

Episode 3 countdown:
2 days 6 hours and 39 minutes.

CANNOT WAIT!

Not pictured — the phonebook Kevin Connelly is standing on.

The show sucks, and that’s fine. A lot of TV does. It’s the fact that it’s celebrated across the industry while brilliant comedies like It’s Always Sunny go widely unnoticed that I find frustrating as hell.

@KP – True enough. Sunny is definitely the funniest show on basic cable. The one where Sweet Dee is dating the retarded rapper is classic.

“Jeremy Piven yelling at a fat gay Asian character for being a fat gay Asian” – I’ve said this before, fat gay asian are funny. I’m sorry but they are.

On a side note, sound editing for Entourage is fantastic. Episode 1 of season 5 had “Return of the Mack” by Marc Morrison playing as a plane flies into a resort in Mexico with great scenary. It’s a sweet scene. Jeremy Piven regardless of how big of a douche he is in real life, is a great actor.

Well I think Entourage is pretty good.

Ok, I just looked at that pic again. Kevin Connelly does looked like a retard. That visor, those pants, the “I think Kevin Dliion may penetrate me from behind” look in his eyes, the fact his arm’s are longer than his legs. Nothing…nothing looks right in that picture. Still like the show though, kiss my ass!!

Ugh, looking at these pictures reaffirms my decision to cancel HBO

Deby Mazar frightens children. This is not an exaggeration, this is a fact. I’ve seen it happen.

Anyway, I’m taking up a collection to raise the $100 I need to keep her off Warming Glow. (Called out when I take a day off from work… damn!)

What amazes me is that it has become just as fashionable to hate Entourage as it is to enjoy it. Sure the show has gone down hill, and some of the plot lines are a little predictable and happy-go-lucky, but it is not nearly as bad as half the crap out there.

As far as I’m concerned the show serves its purpose: shows some hot girls, delivers funny lines, and is entertaining enough to watch on a lazy Sunday evening.

On another note after taking one look at Deby Mazar my penis tried to pack up its balls and runaway from the rest of my body. Deby Mazar.. WOOF

Seriously Zack? Yes, you and everyone else who wears a visor look that bad in it. Some d-bag invented visors so that he wouldn’t mess up his spikey hair that has a gallon of gel in it. Burn your visor and wear a baseball cap! Do you even LOOK in the mirror when you put that thing on?

@Banner Pic

*loads up FN P90, attaches silencer*

5 second headstart…..

*aims at Grenier first*