07.08.09 TODAY’S LINKS BROUGHT TO YOU BY JAILBAIT
Taylor Momsen isn’t even 16 yet. So when you look at these pictures of the “Gossip Girl” cast filming and interacting with fans, please limit your ogling to Blake Lively. You’re only anonymous on this website until the FBI knocks on my door. Then I sing like a bird. [Socialite Life]
Twelve A-list stars who’ve voiced animated characters in TV and movies. Fact: I would have sex with a cartoon tiger as long as it was voiced by Angelina Jolie. That’s as close as any of us is ever gonna get. [Unreality]
WOOF. Mischa Barton raided Mayim Bialik’s wardrobe from “Blossom.” [Contact Music]
And so it has come to this: nostalgia for Pauly Shore. Eight videos that are supposed to remind us why Pauly Shore was awesome. One of the scenes is from Biodome, though, so you should probably take the word “awesome” with a grain of salt. [Uncoached]
I would totally get a raise if I could swing these numbers. CNN.com got 81 million page views and 11.8 million unique visitors yesterday because of the Michael Jackson memorial. For those of you not in the know: that’s a lot. [Show Tracker]
Now this is how you make a list. The problem with bloggers making lists is that most of them are horrible ideas or poorly chosen. This one — 14 men’s style icons — manages to make good decisions across the board. Man, I miss Paul Newman. [StyleCrave]


and so Paris Jackson’s reign of pedo-favoritism comes to an end after less than a day.