Here’s the news report that uncovered an archaic Rhode Island law that allows girls younger than 18 to perform in strip clubs. (Rhode Island? More like Rhode THAILAND!) The best part is when they get two dudes in their twenties for man-on-the-street interviews.
Guy #1: I wouldn’t want my daughter doing that.
Guy #2: I… I’d have to agree with that.
You can see the hesitation in him. “That camera is on? Then yes, this is a bad thing. Now please turn the camera off so I can go get a lap dance from a 16-year-old runaway.”
SEXY UPDATE: Prostitution in Rhode Island is also legal. From Wikipedia: “There is no specific statute that defines it and makes it illegal. However, most activities associated with prostitution are outlawed.” Those activities include operating a brothel, street prostitution, and strangling a hooker after sex.
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The real question is: how much do 16 year old RI strippers charge for backroom bj’s?
I wonder if Rhode Island law allows a cameraman that had spent four hours at something horrible, like a senior citizens talent show, to murder the cameraman that got to film at the strip club.
Hey you guys ready to let the dogs out?
Dude where did they get that stock video? Strippers don’t look like that anymore.
Of course I don’t want my daughter doing this. That little slut who lives down the street, on the other hand . . .
I blame the Internet.
The passenger van I just rented is fueled up and ready. Who’s ready for a trip to the land of a thousand pleasures?
At least they’re not goofing off at the mall twitting on their Facespace.
*spits*
RHODE TRIP!
/headline I didn’t use
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
“The passenger van I just rented is fueled up and ready. Who’s ready for a trip to the land of a thousand pleasures?”
Passenger van sounds too windowy.
@TwT – that’s what the black crepe paper is for.
/I’m in for the roady.
The best thing about living in Boston? Providence is 50 minutes away.
The media is allowed in strip clubs now…WITH CAMERAS?!?!
IS NOTHING SACRED???
Rhode Island? More like Fantasy Island.
Rhode Island? More like Boner Island
Rhode Island? More like Whore Island
Okay Im done.
Loopholes! They’re not just for criminals anymore.
I wish I had known this years ago. I finally have a reason to look forward to going to Boston.
The last time an RI cameraman took stock footage of a club, it burned to the ground. This story is actually an improvement.
Being a native Rhode Islander and now living in Providence…..it’s boner-ific!!
What? Am I supposed to say “I’m moving to RI!” Yeah right buddy. Sounds like entrapment to me. I plead the 5th!
“Rhode Island? More like Boner Island”
We would have also accepted: Rhode Island? More like Chode Island
@Punch: Strippers still look like that here in RI. Mall hair is the new neon leggings.
@MongyLlyold: was that supposed to be a salad dressing joke?
That is all.