Police interviewed a woman during a murder investigation, and of course a squirrel popped out of her cleavage. That’s this video: fat lady, police station, boobs, woodland animal. That’s what I’ve got for you this morning. You’re welcome. (It was either this or video of you at the hospital with a gerbil in your butt. BURN.)
Below: the same clip, but with the interviewing detective’s reaction.
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You didn’t warn me about keyboard cat! Now who’s going to clean this coffee off my keyboard?
It’d make more sense if the squirrel popped out of some guy’s pants….because squirrel’s like nuts, you see.
Is this the same woman who ran that costume store from a few months back?
Ohio representing!!!
+1 KP
The squirrel was trying to escape from her large beaver.
Home, sweet home.
I left Warren, OH in the dark of night to escape exactly this kind of crazy.
She was just keeping the squirrel warm for when she ate it later, because she’s fat.
Hey nice squirrel!
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
She was reportedly locked up for putting squirrels down there for the purposes of gambling.
She could hide a small child under her gunt. And that is some quality gunt I might add.