Police interviewed a woman during a murder investigation, and of course a squirrel popped out of her cleavage. That’s this video: fat lady, police station, boobs, woodland animal. That’s what I’ve got for you this morning. You’re welcome. (It was either this or video of you at the hospital with a gerbil in your butt. BURN.)
Below: the same clip, but with the interviewing detective’s reaction.
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She could hide a small child under her gunt. And that is some quality gunt I might add.
She was reportedly locked up for putting squirrels down there for the purposes of gambling.
Hey nice squirrel!
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
She was just keeping the squirrel warm for when she ate it later, because she’s fat.
Home, sweet home.
I left Warren, OH in the dark of night to escape exactly this kind of crazy.
The squirrel was trying to escape from her large beaver.
+1 KP
Ohio representing!!!
Is this the same woman who ran that costume store from a few months back?
It’d make more sense if the squirrel popped out of some guy’s pants….because squirrel’s like nuts, you see.
You didn’t warn me about keyboard cat! Now who’s going to clean this coffee off my keyboard?