Comments on: WHAT’S ON THIS WEEKEND: U.S.A. KICKIN’ ASS

By: Rigsby

Rigsby — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:25:48 +0000

….some rich (slave owning) white dudes….

and besides we let you win. we totally had like a ton of other stuff to do, than stick around fighting with you fags. ever heard of a little place called australia? exactly. so consider yourself lucky.

oh and if you’re so bloody fantastic why don’t you invent your own language, eh? EH?

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:04:49 +0000

I’d motorboat the Statue of Liberty till she squirted milk, then play a sweet guitar solo while cars exploded behing me, BECAUSE THAT’S HOW WE ROLL IN AMERICA, BABY!!! 233 YEARS OF BANGING YOU OTHER COUNTRIES GIRLFRIENDS AND SHOWING YOU HOW TO ROCK!!! AND WE DON’T STOP!!!

(Spends weekend with family BBQing and watching movies)

By: J.L White

J.L White — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:50:44 +0000

Matt, you seem to be jumping the gun, celebrating America’s 233rd birthday a few hours before the 4th of July actually begins. I’m nearly convinced that the United Kingdom will re-colonize us within the next 2 hours, and rousing choruses of “God Save the Queen” will replace any and all traitorous displays of fireworks.

By: T

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:26:48 +0000

That’s just the greatest photoshop ever. I wish I could put it up at work. Make a PG one where the finger is just a fist.

By: Slothrop

Slothrop — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:50:46 +0000

@UU: that and some damn bourbon. Think he’s got cup holders for those back seats? Cause I gots to have a traveler if I’m riding with him.

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:05:35 +0000

So much awesomeness packed into that picture. I feel like it is just missing a Red, white and blue monster truck like this one: http://www.americanthunder.zoomshare.com/files/my_images/cisco_on_car.JPG

America, fuck yeah.