What a shame. He was great in The Sixth Sense.
Favorite Child Stars: Where Are They Now? (E!) — In prison. Under highway overpasses. Meth labs. Rehab. Thai sex dungeons. Sitting on benches near playgrounds. You know, the usual.
Top Chef Masters (Bravo) — Cooking occurs.
Michael and Michael Have Issues (Comedy Central) — Definitely not as good as I hoped it would be after two episodes. But I’m going to stick with it and hope it hits its stride.
The Real World (MTV) — Jonna’s boyfriend Matt comes to visit, and she’s all You were right, C.J. tried to kiss me. And he’s all, Why’d it take you six weeks to tell me? And I’m all making a wanking motion.
Locked up Abroad (NatGeo) — TV Guide: “A freelance journalist is apprehended in an Ecuadorian airport after a friend duped her into carrying a suitcase full of cocaine.” Sounds like an awesome friend.
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it looks like Meatloaf had a child then let Osama Bin Laden raise him
Thats not even him! You can tell this is photo shopped plus hes like 27 and 27 yr olds dont look like that (unless they have a strange disorder)
Dammit, didn’t see that.
Apologies DG, my only defense is that I was somewhat drunk.
Try to keep up, KP.
You owe Danger a fruit basket.
Locked up Abroad (NatGeo) …
This is an egregious rip-off of the show I film in my basement, Locked Up: A Broad.
That dude in the banner pic is one squeeze away from a Darwin Award the hard way.
Banner pic: This guy lives in Texas. GUARANTEED.
I’m gonna stick with it too. Anything that uses the term HBI has potential.
So, in other words, “Tonight on ‘Locked Up Abroad’, a broad locked up.”
“Sounds like an awesome friend.”
Actually, it sounds like someone who doesn’t exist.