LA Ink (TLC) — Yahoo: “Kat bares all during a photo shoot in New York in order to promote her new cosmetic line.” Feel free to send in HD screencaps, people. Or Kat, if you’re reading, you can just send nude pictures directly me to me. That would really facilitate things.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — Good news! Katie Holmes won’t be performing this week!
She’s Got the Look (TV Land) — America’s Next Top Cougar concludes with a finale that features to different photo shoots that “guarantee fierceness,” according to Yahoo.
House Hunters (HGTV) — From TV Guide: “Renters with a $700,000 budget look for a three-bedroom house in Los Angeles.” Whoa. Crazy. I never knew that my middle fingers had a knee-jerk trigger like that.
Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo) — Ugh, where’s General Sherman when you need him?
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — This is one of the few things in my life that I look forward to every week. Yeah, that’s pretty pitiful, but at least I have something to look forward to. C’monnnnnnn… VOMIT VIDEOS!
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Is it just me, or is one of Kat’s boobies bigger than the other. I’ll just stare more and figure it out.
I think there’s something wrong with her face.
Weird, the Seinfeld post showed up in my reader, but not on the site. Somebody, get Matt on the phone. I know he’s on vacation! But damn it, this is important. I’ll call.
Kat just has the look and lifestyle of a woman who stinks of body odor and cigarettes. And she says “dude” more than Hulk Hogan says “brother.” Not hot.
Kim, who’s no longer on the show, that’s a hottie.
What’s up with the picture Morrissey in the background?
And I’m gonna keep with the comparison till someone agrees with me or kills me. We are looking at a tatted-up Dr. Girlfriend.
Arms like tree trunks. Shuck o’ hair, red. Like the fires of hell.
Renters with a $700,000 budget look for a three-bedroom house in Los Angeles.
Good luck, fuckers. Enjoy your palace on the corner of McMurder Street and Gangland Avenue.
/can’t even find a decent TWO-bedroom house in LA for less than 800k.
Ugh, where’s General Sherman when you need him?
Catfish Lake.