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07.02.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: YOURS TRULY + EXPLOSIONS

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Delta Company (Military Channel) — From 2:00 a.m. to 4:00 a.m. tonight is a two-part documentary about my tank company’s invasion of Iraq.  It’s not exactly the all-time greatest war documentary, and there’s not nearly enough of that handsome Lieutenant Ufford in it for my liking, but the first-hand footage of all the explosions f-cking OWNS.  You can watch the actual secondary explosions described here.

16 and Pregnant (MTV) — A pregnant teen goes to the prom.  And all the other kids talk behind her back about how sad her existence is.

Raising Sextuplets (We) — Suddenly relevant now that Jon & Kate have been successfully destroyed.

The Listener (NBC) — A telepathic paramedic.  Uh huh.  Sure.  Don’t get me wrong, paramedics are awesome and total badasses, but if I had mental telepathy, I’d be in a job where I could make loads more money.

The Jacksons: An American Dream (VH1) — Really? We’re still mourning Michael Jackson?  That’s so last week.  Whither the love for Karl Malden?  **watches Patton for 37th time**

All right, everybody.  If you’re taking off for the 4th, have a happy weekend.  If you’re sticking around tomorrow, I’ll be checking in with some links and a weekend preview.  Other than that, you’re on your own.

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WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: YOURS TRULY + EXPLOSIONS

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Yamabushi says:

“2:00? 2:00!?!!”

/casey kasem

July 2nd, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Cock Flashy says:

You’re going on my dvr bro. I expect to see you typing on a laptop in your underwear on the roof of the tank.

/offers high five to Marine

//gets broken nose

July 2nd, 2009 at 6:42 pm
AEVC again says:

Boom. Nice shockwave.

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Peepshowmopguy says:

I think you have a mancrush on yourself. Or is it Bromance. Either way, you kick some fucking ass…

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I Have No Avatar says:

So which of your two parts has your tank company fighting giant robots in the desert near the pyramids while Megan Fox runs towards in slow motion?

Cause I wanna see that part.

July 2nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Otto Man says:

Telepathy would mean one thing. A career playing professional poker.

July 2nd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
eliza do-little says:

I don’t know how you missed it in the TV guide, but Big Trouble in Little China is on tonight on MY[insertcitynamehere]TV. Jack Burton.

July 3rd, 2009 at 9:27 am
Vanilla says:

It really needed to be on at a normal hour so I could just casually stumble across it and watch it. I mean staying up until 2am or TiVoing it just to watch you in action screams “unhealthy man crush!”

/tivo’d it.

July 3rd, 2009 at 9:29 am
Slothrop says:

Started watching the doc off the dvr this morning. I think a little pee went down my leg.

July 3rd, 2009 at 9:34 am
Nickjaa says:

You were in Iraq? But you make fun of Fox News. I don’t understand at all.

July 3rd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Don't Judge Me says:

it’s repeating on HD Discovery next Friday @ 8pm. Ufford in HD? I better keep the wife away from the TV.

July 4th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Hugs says:

It looks like he’s trying very hard to come up with an appropriate Simpson’s reference.

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