Stop whatever unimportant crap you’re doing, because this is video of a dog riding a bicycle.  The bike has training wheels, but still: IT’S A DOG RIDING A BICYCLE.  On Japanese TV.  Set to a band playing “Dixie.”  This is why Al Gore invented the Internet, people.  The only way this could be better is if the dog was dressed up in a leisure suit and a wig.  SOMEBODY PUT SOME PANTS ON THAT DOG!

(NOTE: You may have seen this on Neatorama a while back.  If so, way to go.  You’re better at reading at the Internet than I am.  Treat yourself to something nice, you deserve it.)