07.23.09 WHY JAPANESE TV IS BETTER
Stop whatever unimportant crap you’re doing, because this is video of a dog riding a bicycle. The bike has training wheels, but still: IT’S A DOG RIDING A BICYCLE. On Japanese TV. Set to a band playing “Dixie.” This is why Al Gore invented the Internet, people. The only way this could be better is if the dog was dressed up in a leisure suit and a wig. SOMEBODY PUT SOME PANTS ON THAT DOG!
(NOTE: You may have seen this on Neatorama a while back. If so, way to go. You’re better at reading at the Internet than I am. Treat yourself to something nice, you deserve it.)

He’d be a little more loose if he didn’t sit on his balls.