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Zach Galifianakis, the Hangover star whose name I can finally spell without double-checking, was on Conan to promote G-Force last night, and he was his usual self: like a hobo who mastered stand-up comedy.  Some samples:

On his scene with a tiger: “[Your penis] doesn’t shrink. It goes into your small intestines.”
On drinking: “I’ve had those mornings where I wake up and say, ‘Where’s my intervention?’”
On his growing fame: “I would shave my beard, but I look like a fat Jodie Foster when I do it.”
Why he and I could be friends: “‘Zach Galifianakis’ is a stage name. My real name is Chad Farthouse.”
On G-Force: “It’s one of the most anticipated talking guinea pig movies of the last two years.”

Video clips are below.  And yes, it’s Hulu, so you Canadians and Brits and other foreigners are out of luck.  Watch your own country’s TV shows!  These colors don’t run!  **pumps shotgun** Nah, just kidding.  Head over to The Tonight Show page and see if you can get those crappy NBC video players to work.  But seriously: stay the hell out of America.