Zach Galifianakis, the Hangover star whose name I can finally spell without double-checking, was on Conan to promote G-Force last night, and he was his usual self: like a hobo who mastered stand-up comedy. Some samples:
On his scene with a tiger: “[Your penis] doesn’t shrink. It goes into your small intestines.”
On drinking: “I’ve had those mornings where I wake up and say, ‘Where’s my intervention?’”
On his growing fame: “I would shave my beard, but I look like a fat Jodie Foster when I do it.”
Why he and I could be friends: “‘Zach Galifianakis’ is a stage name. My real name is Chad Farthouse.”
On G-Force: “It’s one of the most anticipated talking guinea pig movies of the last two years.”
Video clips are below. And yes, it’s Hulu, so you Canadians and Brits and other foreigners are out of luck. Watch your own country’s TV shows! These colors don’t run! **pumps shotgun** Nah, just kidding. Head over to The Tonight Show page and see if you can get those crappy NBC video players to work. But seriously: stay the hell out of America.


I like his other standard joke about the beard:
“When you look like I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese.”
I was watching some stand up his back when I was ordering my Ipod online (comes with a free laser inscribing!)
Long story short I have “Hookers Don’t Like to Snuggle” etched professionaly into the back of my Ipod.
Damn foreigners shouldn’t be reading this site anyway.
USA #1 Everyone else is #2.
Watch your own country’s TV shows!
Trailer Park Boys reruns it is.
@Punch – On behalf of all Canadians, I’d like to apologize.
He has tons of good jokes about being an alcoholic too:
“You know you’re an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name…and you’ve never been to that bar before.”
/loves jokes about being an alcoholic
//hence, enjoys Ufford
not sure if this makes me some kind of deviant pervert or whatever, but i genuinely enjoyed that and have nothing negative say about anyone involved. sort of a strange feeling.
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