ANIMAL BROS JUST CHILLING WITH LINKS
08.03.09
Apedog but no beetrot. An orangutan and a Bluetick Coonhound are the incongruous animal bros of the day. Tomorrow: rattlesnake and anteater. Book it! [Cute Overload]
Their slogans are catchy and memorable. More than 100 TV writers are protesting the removal of eight categories from the Emmy telecast. Apparently it’s not about removing all the rest of them. [Live Feed]
Two reality show stars produced a child. Regular people on TV, they’re just like us! [People]
Suck on that, John Law. Man pays off $88 fee to retrieve car, only ALL IN PENNIES! Civil disobedience at its douchiest. [Videogum]
Jon & Kate Plus Conflict! No worries, I just punched myself in the nuts for that. Apparently the whole couple getting messily separated thing might translate into tension. WHO KNOWS!? [PopWatch]

I would trade-in my two best friends for that ape and dog. (Sorry Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow)…
I can just picture freaking out over not getting a spreadsheet done on time and pensive ape would just look at me like that and I’d be like “ah, you’re right man. Wanna smoke a doob and watch old Looney Tunes?”
Goddamn brilliant, Grimey. I see that guy and figure he’s probably held one of my ass pennies, and now I’ve got the upper hand.
Were they ass pennies?