AWWWWWK-WARRRRRRRRRD
08.19.09From what I’ve been told, Jamie-Lynn Sigler plays a version of herself who stoops to date fat loser Turtle on “Entourage.” In real life, Jamie-Lynn Sigler stoops to date Jerry Ferrara, who plays fat loser Turtle on “Entourage.”
In this delightful interview, ABC reporter Dan Harris — unaware that Sigler is dating Ferrara — asks if attractive women like Sigler actually date fat losers like Turtle. I think you’ll agree with me when I say that the awkwardness is positively DELICIOUS. It’s gonna be the first chapter in my new book Chicken Soup for the Entourage Hater’s Soul.
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We may think of dude as a fat loser, but the fact that he’s shanking Jamie-Lynn is undeniable evidence that according to the Universe, he is a big fat winner.
He better squirt a baby in her ass so she can’t escape though. He’ll never get ass that hot again.
People, i’ve made a horrifying discovery. The Jamie Lynn Sigler you see on Entourage and in this inverview is not, i repeat NOT the real Jame-Lynn. She, or it, is in fact a robot. The sick son of a bitch Ferrera had a replicant of her made. I can’t believe the dumb bastard went Roy Batty on us!
Oh this guy does work for The 700 Club as well. Who would have guessed that?
I don’t know this “Harris” and went light on insult. I will improve with practice. Unlike Harris. He will still be a designated DB.
Where can I pre-order this book?
Yeah, great fact-checkin’ on Harris’ part!! Granted, I producer should have let him know in advance, when he knew he’d be interviewing Sigler AND asking her questions about playing herself on Entourage, that yeah, she dates the guy playing Turlte in real-life! Dumb motherfuckers all around.
And yet still no hot guys with overweight chicks…
First of all, boatdrinks, I would like “goober” stricken from the record as to addressing a jackass like Dan Harris. A cute word like that has no business in this douchebaggery.
Second of all, I don’t necessarily believe ABC would be the foremost information provider to get the news on who’s dating whom. Yet, the agency continues to try for hipness. Thumbs up ABC’s ass.
As a fat loser, I demand a Sigler handjob, post haste!
Whatever. Ferrera is still a fat loser.
Did you find this on isuckatmyjob.com?
Wow, umm. I would think a goober interviewing an actress might do a little info searching from the hard to find places. Like Wikipedia, Eonline, etc.
I hope someone films the beatdown that Ferrara gives to Dan Harris…..
….and Sigler will dump him when the story line has played out…..
“In real life, Jamie-Lynn Sigler stoops to date Jerry Ferrara, who plays fat loser Turtle on “Entourage.”
Please tell me this isn’t true. Seriously, today’s the day I might kill my-self.
That was excellent. So maybe there’s hope in this world after all.
/hopes theres hope