People bitched yesterday because I didn’t write about the season premiere of “Mad Men” the day after it aired. Well taste a load of my wiener, because here’s the third “Mad Men”-related post of the day, suckas. Ask and you shall receive a cucumber in the butt.
Anyway, I’m posting this not to anally violate you with a cucmber-size dose of “Mad Men,” but because this is an excellent episode of Between Two Ferns. As always, Zach Galifianakis brings the capital-A awkward, and Hamm once again proves that he has comedic chops (the “30 Rock” guest stint was no fluke).
Galifianakis: The women in the show sure are very pretty.
Hamm: Yes, very much so.
Galifianakis: Do you… ever get around to fingering any of them?
Hamm: You mean like identifying them in a lineup?
Zach also brings up the Jon-Hamm-is-handsome subject, which confounds me. I mean, sure, he’s handsome, but he ain’t that handsome. Not like me in my fourth-grade school picture. Look at that part in my hair! Sharp as a razor!
[bohemea]

Not that Between Two Ferns is ever not welcome, but this clip has been around since the Bush administration.
Now you’d better start distracting Rebecca with those 4th-grade beefcake shots.
I’m a heterosexual woman (in your face, parents!), and I agree that Jon Hamm is handsome, but not hit-yourself-over-the-head-with-a-folding-chair handsome.
Hey, what’s with teasing us with the promise a fourth-grade picture and then not delivering the goods?
Won’t somebody please think of the children!
Hey can we please hold off on all this Mad Men coverage until I finish the remainder of Season 1 and all of 2? Thanks.
“it’s fun to stand among the throngs of burning torches and pitchforks.”
First they came for Ufford, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t Ufford…
Here’s a review of Mad Men since everyone’s begging for it.
It was boring, as usual but the set-decorator got everything “just so.”
I honestly don’t care for a review, but it’s fun to stand among the throngs of burning torches and pitchforks.
Oh, I see how it is. You will review Between Two Ferns but NOT MAD MEN!!!
/video would have been better if ZG was wearing a jock strap