britney-letterman

Britney Spears donned a bikini to read the Top Ten list for Letterman last night, and I could barely muster the attention to watch the entire clip (see video below).  All the jokes are lame because they’re of the outdated “Britney likes to party at clubs” variety.  Silly Letterman writers, they should know that “Britney is a terrible mom” jokes are always en vogue.

I suppose I could point out that Britney looks attractive, what with her having hair and not being pregnant.  But it’s such a drop-off from the glory days that to see her make an effort like this just makes me sad.  I used to spontaneously ejaculate when I saw the “Toxic” video, now I watch this and I’m all, “Hey, that’s a nice-looking ficus in that office.”

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