CONDOMS, SKITTLES AND JENNA ELFMAN
08.05.09
That title makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Jenna Elfman is returning to TV! (crickets) Yeah, I feel the same. Her show “Accidentally on Purpose” had its day in the press sun this week. The show, which keeps getting called “a Knocked Up rip off” is slated to premier on CBS this fall.
Michael Ausiello of EW, who was attending the press conference for the show wrote in his press diary:
2:34 pm/PST: CBS handed out bowls of condoms prior to the session. And Skittles. Still debating which one I’m going to tear into first. Decisions, decisions…
Ugh.
It’s not that I hate Jenna Elfman. As a teenager I was such a huge fan of Oingo Boingo front man Danny Elfman (Jenna’s uncle) that I will never be able to say that I hate anything remotely related to Elves or Men (count your lucky stars Orlando Bloom and Danny Devito). But I do despise Jenna Elfman. And loathe her. And detest her. But hate is too strong a word.

Moronic Scientology cult member.
I’ve always thought that Jenna was quite hot, between having nice gams and looking like Alex P. Keaton’s mom. Her best work was in Grosse Pointe Blank…..
“CONDOMS, SKITTLES AND JENNA ELFMAN”
What are three things I haven’t had a use for since 1998?
Agreed with some above – she definitely used to be kinda hot, especially in that Ben Stiller / Edward Norton abortion of a movie (“Keeping the Faith”). But now, with the oldness and the Scientology-ness… not so much.
That being said, I just realized Danny Elfman did The Simpsons theme, so Jenna’s all clear with me.
/hypocrite
Isn’t stating that Jenna Elfman gets a pass on hatred because Danny Elfman rules is a little like saying you forgive Michael Jackson’s child molestation only because Janet married Jermaine Dupri, and you love his work with Kriss Kross?
Actually we are both right he is her uncle in law. She is married to the son of Richard Elfman. Richard Elfman is Danny Elfman’s brother.
She was kinda sexy in that movie with Ben Stiller and Edward Norton, but she looks like an old lady trying to be sexy now.
Danny Elfman is her brother-in-law, not her uncle. She’s married to his brother Bhodi.
/ashamed she knows this
fuck scientology
I actually liked Dharma & Greg. But I thought she’s been dead since then. Thanks for the update!
She was hot as Dharma.
Not that I ever watched that show.
She’s a Scientologist too, so if she died in a fire, I’d be OK with that.