GOLDEN GIRLS TATTOOS: THEY EXIST
08.14.09
That’s nothing, I’ve got one that depicts Kirstie Alley as Jupiter. (Because she’s fat.)
The Golden Girls tattoo at right (click for larger) appeared on Buzzfeed earlier today, and I thought, “Wow, really?” And so I asked the Internet “Really?” And the Internet was all, “Damn right, hooker. BAM!”
The scary thing is that the Golden-Girls-as-Mount-Rushmore tattoo and the Golden-Girls-as-rape-defense tattoo both only scratch the surface of what’s out there. This gallery here has more TV show tattoos than you care to think exist. It’s like, yeah, I get it. I like TV too, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna get an “According to Jim” tat.
(Side note: I’d like to see a Kat von D tattoo. So meta!)
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I still masturbate to my Punky Brewster tattoo.
The only tat I’m getting is for Keyboard Cat. That’s some pussy I’ll kill a muthafucka for.
Just an FYI for those that love the Golden Girls or TV shows in general and who also like to travel, there’s a tiny bar in Granada called El Rincón de Michael Landon and all food items are named after TV characters. The fries are called “Golden Girls”. They can also play the theme song on request.
The name, by the way, translates to the corner of Michael Landon which is something like, Michael Landon’s dive bar.
i saw that golden girls tat on pophangover like 2 months ago. what’s that old nbc rerun slogan? “It’s new to you”