HA HA HA, I LOVE YOU KOMMISSAR REX
08.26.09Best Week Ever did a nice job of finding the opening sequence of the Austrian cop/dog show “Kommissar Rex,” which originally aired from 1994-2004 (with two more new seasons beginning in 2007) and starred Inglorious Basterds actor Gedeon Burkhard and a very intelligent German shepherd. It’s absolutely delightful. Rex jumps through windows! He barks! He… uhhh… solves crime?
The original series is set in Vienna and focuses on the three-man staff of an office of the Kriminalpolizei – the Austrian Crimial Police – specifically a Mordkommission, or Murder Commission. In addition to the three policemen, the office is staffed by a German Shepherd called Rex who functions variously as a cadaver dog, a sniffer dog (for both contraband and narcotics) and as another pair of eyes and ears for his team. [Wiki]
That’s 12 seasons, people. Twelve years of a dog helping to solve murder cases. 137 episodes, and Germans are still eating it up. Shouldn’t Rex be paired with a rookie cop by now? “Hey kid, listen to me and you might not killed.” And it’s only a week until Rex’s retirement, why is he getting involved in that organized crime case now? Enter the gruff police commissioner: “Dammit Rex! You pissed all over the crime scene! AGAIN! Bad dog!”

Is this why I find it easy to bang European women? They just have bad taste. Ahhhhh damn it. I just realized what that means about me. I am the male equvalent of a dog/cop show to them.
Damn right Moo. Damn right.
/Turner & Hooch’ed
God damn it, Rex! Your ‘shoot first ask questions later’ methods might get you by in your old outfit, but this is my precinct and we’re going to do things by the numbers! The mayor is going to have my ass if we don’t get these clearance numbers up!
Littlest Hobo > Kommissar Rex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINxfouNQFw
Don’t turn around, oh oh
Der Kommissar Rex’s in town, oh oh