I’D SAY THIS WENT WELL
08.13.09
Global TV’s “Noon News Hour” in Canada recently featured dogs that needed adopting from the SPCA in Surrey (a Vancouver suburb). And just as you would expect from the combination of live animals and live television, everything went perfectly fine. That’s why I’m doing a blog post about it: I enjoy videos of dogs sitting quietly.
I’m being facetious, of course. In the video below, pandemonium reigns for a full three minutes as a pit bull mix named Ginger lovingly mauls anchor Randene Neill and the SPCA worker on camera tries in vain to make a shepherd mix behave while everyone else in the studio laughs at them. It is live TV at its most delightfully chaotic.
More on Ginger after the video.
Sad news, everyone: Ginger hasn’t been adopted yet. She must have appeared to be too clingy. Like a lot of bitches.
[video via Buzzfeed]
UPDATE: So the original video was pulled, but here’s a shorter clip from Global BC’s YouTube channel:
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I will adopt Ginger using my credit card.
/Santos L. Halper
Canadians use Celsius? I did not know that. That’s how socialists measure temperature. Makes sense I guess from everything I’ve been hearing. Do they wait in line for bread up there too?
I didn’t watch the video but two things stick out from the still shot:
1.) They let TV “personalities” wear flip-flops in Canada – which is cool.
2.) That thing on the right… Male, Female or Rod Stewart?
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Gas Attack
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “dammit Ginger!” Once again the woman smiled and thought, “yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!”
Looks like that dog is part crotch hound.
That made my day
Keeper. I don’t forward much; that youtube went to my dog lover friends.
but how can those dogs even live in the arctic temperatures in canada?
Alright! I am from Surrey!
Just a correction, Surrey is actually a city. It’s a really big city at that, too. It has a reputation of being really ghetto, and Surrey Girls are known for being massive whores. Surrey is in the middle of a gang war, and the pitbull is more than likely from a drug dealer who was killed.
Surrey represent, mother fuckas!
GENIUS bringing a pit bull on live tv.
The dog seemed to like her perfume.
Or course she was scared — any second, the dog could have ripped her face off, if it wanted to.
Anyone who owns a pit bull is an idiot.
Great timing. Randene and Michael Vick both got conjugals…
That is exactly how my pitbull is, especially with new people! Neither Ginger nor my dog would ever hurt a person or “rip her face off.” The poster was right: it was genius to put a pit bull on TV because everyone can see how WONDERFUL good pits are (there are bad ones, there’s bad of every breed of dog – depends on the owner). Loved seeing this video!!! Just precious & hilarious :)
Joe, you’re an idiot. It’s people like you who don’t know anything about pit bulls. I hope you don’t own any dogs, of any breed. Stick to stuffed animals.
I watched this on my news, in Vancouver. Fuck all of you, I saw this live.