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Everyone hates Jon and Kate Gosselin; I know that.  But I promise that I wouldn’t be bringing them up if this tabloid confession didn’t make my day.

Kate Major, the former Star reporter who left her job after she fell in love with Jon while working on a story about him, shared the romantic details of their affair:

“Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep,” Major told the mag. “He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m.”

What an old-fashioned gentleman.  “I don’t want to be seen with you, but I’ll pick you up on my four-wheeler and you can stay long enough for me to enjoy the secret poon.”  The only way this could have been better is if he had ridden a moped to get her.  That would have been a nice metaphor.