Even though “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” is a popular show with a passionate fan base, because Fox is too stupid to stick it on its flagship network, it’s still relatively unknown by the population at large and thus has to find clever ways to market itself. Honestly, I have the same stance on it that I do with Pixar movies: I wish the company would issue a communique stating when its next release is coming out, offer no other information, and I’ll show up sight unseen every single time. Everything else is just dreaded spoilers. That’s just the kind of stupid blind worship I provide to stuff that I like.
But, hey, everyone may not share that attitude, so here’s a clip of Charlie showing off his latest creation: kitten mittens. It’s a pretty funny concept, however as a fey socially backwards cat owner myself, I feel my cat doesn’t make nearly enough noise. That’s why I’ve rigged up this system that sets off an air raid siren every time she looks at me disdainfully. Works like a charm.

aaaa AAAAHHHHH ahhhhhhhhh
Nightman! Fighter of the Dayman! Champion of the Sun! Master of karate and friendship…for everyone!
You don’t do that, Frank! You don’t box in a vet!
There you go.
No “Sunny” quotes here, yet? Really? No, “just to get a base”? Anybody?
FX rules sometimes–Shield was transcendent and Sons of Anarchy is nice. Fuck wishing more people watched it–I wish more people spontaneously combusted.
Still not as good as cat mops.
You put little mop socks on your cat and they clean the floor just by walking around.
Real product.
That five second clip was funnier than anything that ever happened in nine seasons of “According to Jim.”
Why does it matter what freaking channel it’s on? As long as it’s still being aired, that’s all that matters.
Hell, if they brought back Arrested Development and aired it on Nickelodean, I’d be thrilled
Fey? Really, Ape?
Not only that, but it needs a comma.
/Punches self in balls, shows self out
Not a single episode title would even make it on to network television intact, with gems like “The Gang Gets Racist” and “Charlie got Molested” in the first season, and that’s not even beginning to cover how censored the actual content of the show would get.
Uncensored Always Sunny on a shitty cable affiliate is better than some cleaned up version with a larger fan base. Plus this way, since less people see it, those of us that do can be snooty about it like hipsters and their music.