08.04.09 NOW DON’T YOU KITTENS LOSE YOUR MITTENS

Not a single episode title would even make it on to network television intact, with gems like “The Gang Gets Racist” and “Charlie got Molested” in the first season, and that’s not even beginning to cover how censored the actual content of the show would get.

Uncensored Always Sunny on a shitty cable affiliate is better than some cleaned up version with a larger fan base. Plus this way, since less people see it, those of us that do can be snooty about it like hipsters and their music.

Fey? Really, Ape?

Not only that, but it needs a comma.

/Punches self in balls, shows self out

Why does it matter what freaking channel it’s on? As long as it’s still being aired, that’s all that matters.

Hell, if they brought back Arrested Development and aired it on Nickelodean, I’d be thrilled

That five second clip was funnier than anything that ever happened in nine seasons of “According to Jim.”

Still not as good as cat mops.

You put little mop socks on your cat and they clean the floor just by walking around.

Real product.

FX rules sometimes–Shield was transcendent and Sons of Anarchy is nice. Fuck wishing more people watched it–I wish more people spontaneously combusted.

No “Sunny” quotes here, yet? Really? No, “just to get a base”? Anybody?

You don’t do that, Frank! You don’t box in a vet!

There you go.

Nightman! Fighter of the Dayman! Champion of the Sun! Master of karate and friendship…for everyone!

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