I’d be more than happy to take every person who hosts a politicized talk show on a cable network, tie them to an anchor covered in razor blades, and drop them in the Pacific over the Mariana Trench. Olbermann and Bill Maher are impossibly arrogant douchebags, and I’d rather try to F a hungry wolverine than listen to Bill O’Reilly yell at people. But no one is a bigger retard than Glenn Beck.
Watch the video above, and join me in empathizing with this .gif:
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I just came here to say that I love the facepalm .gif and I want to see it as much as humanly possible. Thank you.
Oh, and not only does he not know how to spell “oligarchy,” he also doesn’t know what it means. It refers to rule by a select elite distinguished by their wealth, their religious standing, or their ties to the military.
Yeah, that sounds just like the filthy hippies in the Obama administration.
What’s the over/under on how long it takes Glenn Beck to appear on camera covered in his own feces, ranting about how the Trilateral Commission is corrupting our precious bodily fluids?
A week? Two?
Has anyone ever noticed that his cadence is the same as the oligarch from V for Vendetta? It’s like he watched that movie and thought, “the Watchowski brothers are prophets especially that one that loves to wear a dress,” and then just lived that way for the rest of his days.
I ate alphabets for breakfast and they told me Obama is a socialist from Kenya who wants to kill my nana.
I ate alphabets for breakfast this morning and they told me that Obama is a socialist that wants to kill my grandma.
My guess is he assumed that his audience already knew C for Communist.
Glenn Beck’s head must explode with batshit conspiracies when he sees a bag of spilled Scrabble tiles.
I can be friends with devout Christians & I can be friends with people who listen to Rush Limbaugh. I am friends with people in the NRA and people who voted for George W Bush. But I think I can’t actually be friends with anyone who watches Glenn Beck. That’s impressive, Glenn Beck. More powerful than Christ.
Wealthy pasty faced folks are talking about starting a revolution. Obama must be doing something right.
@DG. I go apeshit and start throwing antique vases if people say “My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!” instead of the correct “My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”, so I appreciate a good nit-picking more than most. We’re in this together.
Rebecca, you’re correct. I find myself both shamed (by your message) and aroused (by the ease with which you used the phrase “poignant political acrostic”).
I usually pay good money for that, so thanks.
Blog audiences *love* obscure bathymetric references. Well played, Uff.
DG, all self-depricration aside, I think those misspellings would be more cringe-worthy if he were trying to make a poignant political acrostic out of them.
Fuck me. That first sentence needs a question mark.
Hi Mr. Kettle, I’m Pot. Not for nothing, but you’re mighty black.
Matt, does that .gif also apply to you misspelling “nudity” (earlier in the week) and “Playboy” two posts ago.
/pushes up glasses, closes dictionary, clicks closed ergonomic pen
//can only spell a few words, but thems two
///hates self for grammar-spelling police ways
Fucking carb faced cracker.
No book learnin got in the way of this career.
In God’s name, man … you cannot seriously be ending the week on Joe Francis and Glenn Beck, can you?! What have we done to you?
AEVC, yes, I actually know a few people (Ohioans) who think that he speaks the truth. They are no longer considered friends of mine.
Does this guy actually have an audience or is he just exiled to some obscure cable channel, sandwiched between Filthy the Dog and some woman who shows you how to make Christmas decorations out of tampons?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eP6D-bKUCo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0bash9kMVA