OOPS: ‘NYC PREP’ STAR IN NAZI PHOTOS
08.17.09Sebastian Oppenheim, the floppy-haired 16-year-old douchewattle of “NYC Prep” semi-fame, has appeared in photos with swastikas and a friend in Hitler garb. Page Six says:
After finding a roll of electrical tape in the back of a car, Oppenheim and his “wingman,” Gabe, made swastikas with the tape, and Gabe put a piece under his nose to resemble a Hitler mustache. [...] Sebastian’s father, Jeff, pointed out to Page Six that Sebastian is part-Jewish and that the two had just seen the trailer for “Inglourious Basterds,” which features an over-the-top fuhrer. “But even if it was done in humor, along the lines of Mel Brooks, it’s inappropriate,” Jeff said. “I’ve had a talk with him. In no way was he thinking about what these symbols mean. He’s horrified. He meant no offense. He’s mortified and very apologetic.”
So what if he pretended like Nazis are cool? You don’t see any of the actors in Unglorious Bass Turds taking heat for dressing up like Nazis, do you? And why is everyone always making the Nazis out to be so awful, anyway? Is it the attempted extermination of the Jews? It is? Well then. I suppose that’s fair.


It was better when Harry did it.
The difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
Phelps knows how to finish a race.
In the Bastirdz movie, do they have the scene where Hitler shoots himself? (You know…right after he opened the gas bill?)
Ach du lieber!
I never expected to find myself nodding in sympathy with one of the parents of these little shits, but I can assure you I’d be pretty damn pissed if I was about to bind the wrists of an unconscious hooker and toss her in the trunk and I discovered that my idiot kid had used up all the electrical tape I PUT THERE SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT PURPOSE!
/And that’s why you always leave a note.
UU,
Date rape
Well, this is what I get for turning my “Sebastian from NYC Prep” Hate-o-meter up to 11 too soon. Now the douche make an electrical tape swastika on the leather seats of a luxury car, and I can’t eek out any more hate.
Lesson learned.
/turns Speidi Hate-o-meter down to 9.8, just in case
It turns out the part of him that is Jewish is his trust fund.
So are we going to get a Mad Men review or recap here today?
/ducks
“After finding a roll of electrical tape in the back of a car, Oppenheim and his “wingman,” Gabe, made swastikas with the tape”
um, looks like these pussies couldn’t hammer two boards together so what the fuck was a roll of electrical tape doing in the car?