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08.24.09 PATTON OSWALT ON TIME TRAVEL

In case you missed Patton Oswalt’s special on Comedy Central last night, here’s some of the best material from the show, about how the year 2009 would blow the minds of people living in the year 1999. I especially like the parts about digital music players and the Obama-Biden administration as an ’80s cop movie.

Anyway, I’ll include the disclaimer that this might be a little too political for any of you who happen to be Republicans, but then if you’re a Republican you probably don’t like funny things anyway. Y’all are generally too busy hating gay people and Mexicans and abortions to laugh about them. C’mon, lighten up — that part about the coat hanger was hilarious.

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PATTON OSWALT ON TIME TRAVEL

August 24th, 2009 at 11:58 am

Punch Rockgroin says:

You wrecked 20 cars!

August 24th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Burnsy says:

As a Republican, I am offended that you didn’t end this post with “Amen.”

August 24th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

Guinny_Ire says:

What’s amazing is Oswalt was able to do that whole routine with Obama’s c@ck in his mouth. Very impressive. If we can get a Chinese Jewish woman raised in a hispanic household, that would be cooler!

August 24th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

Matt says:

Guinny, Guinny, Guinny… is it your first day on the Internet? The “@” is used in place of the letter A; the number zero is used for O. The correct e-spelling is c0ck — unless you’re Boston.

SUCK IT H8RZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!111

August 24th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

Matt says:

*from* Boston. D@mn.

August 24th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

I hate it when the word cock gets edited from comments.

August 24th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

Farthammer says:

No you have it correct, Matt. I have the liner notes right here. It is titled “m0re than a feelin’”

August 24th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

RoboPanda says:

I’m still not used to how awesome MP3 players are.

August 24th, 2009 at 12:27 pm

Farthammer says:

By the way, when I lived in SF I saw Patton at Cobb’s. He fucking killed it, and I got drunk. Good times.

August 24th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

RoboPanda says:

Sorry. I meant “h0w @wes0me”. Did I get that $h!t right?

August 24th, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Kid Presentable says:

And simply use bold and caps lock if you enjoy BIG BLACK C0CK.

August 24th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

booferama says:

This is great except for two things:

1) In 1999, the Lewinsky scandal was old news.

2) I know it ruins the idea of the sketch, but if I went back to 1999, I’d add, “In two years, a really, really shitty thing is going to happen. And it’ll cause more shitty things to happen.”

August 24th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Danger Guerrero says:

I like the part where Guinny advocated racial purification, but censored himself on the word cock.

August 24th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Lenny says:

““In two years, a really, really shitty thing is going to happen. And it’ll cause more shitty things to happen.””

Miley Cyrus was born in 1992, not 2001.

August 24th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Not much has changed for me in the past ten years…I still m@sturb@te furiously.

August 24th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Zack says:

Why is everyone assuming that Guinny meant “cock”? He might have been using the South African colloquialism ‘kak’. I mean, sure, he spelled it wrong then too, but at least he got the phonetics of it right.

/Guinny eats kak.

August 24th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Guinny_Ire says:

Matt, see you have the same 12 fans posting here that you have over at With Leather. I can only imagine what the sleepovers are like.

August 24th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Kid Presentable says:

Enrico spoons a little too much for my liking, but overall they’re a good time.