Mary-Louise Parker appeared on Letterman last night (video below), and she did nothing at all to dispel my no-holds-barred crush on her. If my crush gets any more out of control I’m going to enter restraining order territory. It’s my crush on Mary-Louise Parker’s world; we only live in it.
Anyway, my undying love for MLP aside, this really is a great late-night interview. I sometimes forget how good Letterman is with guests — he gives Mary-Louise plenty of room to be charming and funny, but isn’t afraid to let silence punctuate an innuendo (see the 1:45 mark) or be brutally honest for a laugh (“I really wish I cared about this”).
I wish I could have been there in person. I would have won Mary-Louise’s love by murdering Paul Shaffer. Hey, it worked for John Hinckley, right? No? I thought he ended up with Jodie Foster? A lesbian? Really? Huh. What a waste of an assassination attempt.
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I’m sorry, is there a discussion going on here? I can’t seem to hear you above the spanking. Just pretend I made a witty remark, and we can all get back to masturbating.
*due respect.
/idiot.
Paul Schaeffer was the inspiration for the movie Hitman. he’s lethal(ly annoying)
I’m also a fan of Midget Lesbian Porn.
With all do respect to your crush on MLP, my crush on her had me stopping on Fried Green Tomatoes on HBO this weekend… and not changing the channel for like 10 minutes.
(LOL Johnson.)
“What a waste of an assassination attempt.”
Dude, any gun fired at Reagan was not wasted effort.
“my undying love for MLP aside”
I have the same feelings for mangled little peckers.
I was going to make another witty comment, but the thoughts of fucking Mary-Lousie Parker’s brains out distracted me.
I’d make Mary-Louise Parker my little pony.
Uh, that was meant to sound sexy. Maybe not.
“my undying love for MLP aside”
For a second I thought you were referring to your love for “My Little Ponies.”