I always love it when animal handlers make appearances on late-night talk shows, and Friday night’s “Tonight Show” with reptile expert Nigel Marven was no exception. Not only does Marven speak like a British Steve Irwin, but he also displays a similar neglect for animal teeth and claws: he came onstage already bleeding from the neck and proceeded to get bitten several more times throughout the interview. And then a Burmese python took a dump on Conan’s desk.
It’s exactly the kind of pandemonium I hope for when wild animals are paraded around a crowded TV studio for a late-night show. Well, not exactly what I hope for. Paul Shaffer still hasn’t been mauled by a bear and raped by gorillas.
(Hulu video after the jump; NBC video here)


And then a Burmese python took a dump on Conan’s desk.
normally I have to pay more for that
/unzips pants
My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.
Fuck Hulu.
I AM THE LIZARD KING! I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Paul Shaffer still hasn’t been mauled by a bear and raped by gorillas.
Don’t worry. It’s all part of Jack Hanna’s master plan.
“Paul Shaffer still hasn’t been mauled by a bear and raped by gorillas.”
– You can’t rape the willing.