08.20.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: PROJECT RUNWAY, FINALLY

Dammit, Gunn!  Stop trying to clothe Heidi!

Project Runway (Lifetime) — The long-awaited, long-ago-wrapped Season 6 finally begins.  With the move to Lifetime from Bravo, it will now appeal less to gay men and more to boring unattractive women.  You know, it’s easy to forget — because Heidi Klum is still hot even though she’s in her mid-thirties and pregnant with her fouth child — that she used to look like this.  And this.  And this.  Good times.

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (ABC) — Suns point guard Steve Nash plays the game for charity.  As much as I’m above watching this show, Nash is easily one of the smartest and funniest star athletes in any sport.  He might make it watchable.

NFL Preseason: Eagles at Colts (Fox) — Hey everybody!  Michael Vick is back!  here’s your chance to see him — oh, wait.  He’s suspended.  Something about dogfighting?

Into the Pride (Animal Planet) — A man lives with lions in Africa.  Fun fact: “pride” is also the collective noun for a group of homosexuals.

Blog Cabin (DIY) — This is my new favorite name for a show.  I will from here on out call my apartment that.

MLS Soccer: New England at Seattle (ESPN2) — WOOOOOOOOOO GO SOUNDERS!!!!!!!!!  Hey, don’t look at me like that.  I didn’t say I was actually going to watch it.