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Top Chef: Las Vegas (Bravo) — Season premiere.  Watching this show makes me hungry.  For Padma Lakshmi.  Delicious gallery of her here.

Dark Blue (TNT) — I actually watched about ten minutes of this on a JetBlue flight because I thought it was a movie I hadn’t seen.  When I figured out it what it was, I changed the channel.  But still, it wasn’t terrible.  I’d watch another ten minutes by accident.

Hard Knocks (HBO) — What exciting motivational slogan will the Bengals put on a t-shirt this week?

Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC) — Season premiere.  From Yahoo: “Will Kaylie the 5-year-old pageant vet trump Skyler the shy 4-year-old?”  No way!  Kaylie’s too grizzled!  Judges want fresh faces, not some over-the-hill kindergartner.

Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage (Fox) — Oh yeah, this is tonight.  I haven’t decided whether or not I’m going to hate-watch just enough to do a better job of maligning it in the future.  Probably not.

Bobb’e Says (Cartoon Network) — Series premiere of Bobb’e J. Thompson’s new show.  You may remember the precociously funny child’s apostrophed name from his excellent work in Role Models and Bro Mitzvah.

True Hollywood Story (E!) — Tonight: female body builders. Let me guess, someone hits rock bottom?