Mary-Louise Parker’s impression of me at my last office job
Weeds (Showtime) — In case you’ve missed the entire season, Yahoo can catch you up: “Nancy dodged death by becoming pregnant with the baby of a corrupt Mexican politician, moved in with him, got engaged, moved out, had the baby, asked her brother-in-law Andy to be the father, watched her middle son get shot in the arm by a hitman, then left Andy in the dust and moved back in with the baby’s daddy before he was arrested.” Word on the street is that the season ends with a shocker (don’t worry, the link doesn’t have any spoilers).
Inside the Actors Studio (Bravo) — James Lipton interviewing Mickey Rourke? Yes please. “But wait,” you’re saying, “I only want to watch if Rourke is wearing a fedora, sunglasses, and goatee.” Thy will be done.
Monday Night Football: Vikings at Texans (ESPN) — A preseason tilt that will feature — OMG! — an entire half of Brett Favre! On a different note, the best development in any broadcasting booth recently is the addition of Jon Gruden to the Monday night crew. It’s so foreign and pleasant to have an analyst who I don’t want attacked by wild dogs.
Ultimate Cake Off (TLC) — HOLY F*CK ANOTHER CAKE SHOW STOP THE MADNESS.
Dance Your Ass Off (Oxygen) — Season finale. Whoops, looks like I missed every episode of this ever. I honestly have no idea what channel Oxygen is even NEAR on my TV.
9/11: Science and Conspiracy (NatGeo) — Forensic experts investigate the most common 9/11 conspiracies using established evidence and the scientific method. Whatever, their so-called “scientific method” is all part of the conspiracy!
The Tonight Show (NBC) — Norm MacDonald is a guest. We can only hope he recreates one of the most fantastically awkward late-night interviews in history (watch: part 1, part 2).
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CrabApple….are you white? If so, why are you so genocidal toward white people? And if you are Mexican, hay buddy, it isn’t my fault your race is so bloody ugly. As for the destruction of the white race, yeah, it’ll happen, mainly because white females like Mary Louise Parker are such cheap sleazy whores. And of course, the JEWS.
So she has a half Mexican baby?
Get used to it folks. Enjoy the pure Aryan genes while you can because according to statistics your great granddaughter is going to have a Quinceanera.
Im already booking the Mariachi band for mine.
You guys know any Mariachi bands that cover Metallica.
Too bad Nancy Botwin has become the worst character on the show.
No spoilers? It’s nice to see you’re being cautious. You don’t want to lose any more of those faithful WWTDD readers that happen to stop by for The Office news.
@ La Schmoove
Even if that was MY house she was dousing with gas, my love for her would persist.
/Andre Rison’d
The season ends with a shocker? Like two in the pink, one in the stink? Gross.
I had a crush on Jon Gruden back when he coached the Raiders. He’s like a hateful viking.
Only a certain kind of woman can make Arson sexy. MLP is that woman.
Don’t forget Part 3 of that interview.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqeqsBQ0wq0
I pray Courtney Thorne-Smith comes on tonight, so Norm can update his career mocking of her.
What an asinine way to burn a couch. I know from experience.
/shows off skin grafts