WHOA, THE SIMPSONS AS AFRICANS
08.20.09
An Angolan ad agency created this African makeover for “The Simpsons” to promote the show before it begins airing there. And it’s pretty awesome. It’s a frustrating reminder that black people are effortlessly cooler than white people. Look at how much hotter Marge is, and how Lisa doesn’t look prissy any more, and how Bart — hey wait a second. Bart’s ten years old, shouldn’t he have an AK-47 by now?
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How surprising…
Another white boy who doesnt know a damn thing about africa other than what they heard from Dicaprio’s terrible South African accent in Blood Diamond. Listen buddy, i’m African and I think you need to ease up on stuff like the AK-47 crack. that’s way beyond edgy, purposely incesitive humour and into “I don’t give a shit about child soldiers and genocide” territory.
*Im white first off* …Is this what you all think of black people?….
The Simpsons are great. They are always evolving to remain entertaining.
The cartoon is actually quite cool.
Cunt
Normally I odn’t comment, but Rebeca is such a fucking bitch that I have too. OMG IT’S a RACIST OMG DOESN’T HE KNOW ABOUT THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOMENT OMG WHAT ABOUT THE RAINFOREST. EAT FUCKING ROASTED DOG SHIT WITH MAGGOTS AND ALL THE FUCKING ANIMALS THAT U LOVE AND CARE FOR OVER AT BULL-SHIT PETA. Thank you
BART IS MISSING HIS KOOL AID, HOMER IS MISSING HIS BLUNT, MARGE IS MISSING 200 LBS, LISA IS NOT PREGNANT, SANTAS LIL HELPER SHOULD BE A PIT, AND MAGGIE SHOULD BE IN FOSTER CARE
An AK47 AND his right hand chopped off….
My caracal’s breath smells like catfood.
Oh, I take it back then.
Wow, Rebecca, I’m sure that you aren’t a bitch at all. You do so well at picking up sarcasm. Eat shit, cunt.
Wow, Enrico Pallazzo, not only are you a racist douchecunt, but you didn’t even read the post. This is an artist’s rendering of The Simpsons as an African family, not an African American family. Unless one of the components of your fuckfaced ignorance is that you think unemployment and drinking 40s is part of the “black” genome, in which case your bullshit stereotype would apply equally to Africans and their American descendants. Fucker.
/flipout
This is a failure unless they draw flies onto the white part of the eyes.
I hate how flip-flops are the “international shoe.” Anywhere, no matter how advanced or impoverished, you find flip-flops. What about my dope Nike Air Force One’s?
Shouldn’t Homer be drinking a 40? He’s already got the “not being at work” thing down.
In this version, the episode “Bart the General” his band uses frag grenades and RPGs instead of water balloons. And instead of being conciliatory to the defeated Nelson, he drinks his blood to cure him of AIDS, as prescribed by his witch doctor.
Shouldn’t Santa’s Little Helper be biting one of them?
So, do Africanized Simpsons bite harder, or just more?
This begs the question: What would Dr. Hibbert look like as a white dude?
Hey, where’s Snowball II?
I see somebody bought those speakers that they tried to sell me out of the back of that van.
Marge’s hairdo is infinitely more believable now