WHOA, THE SIMPSONS AS AFRICANS
08.20.09
An Angolan ad agency created this African makeover for “The Simpsons” to promote the show before it begins airing there. And it’s pretty awesome. It’s a frustrating reminder that black people are effortlessly cooler than white people. Look at how much hotter Marge is, and how Lisa doesn’t look prissy any more, and how Bart — hey wait a second. Bart’s ten years old, shouldn’t he have an AK-47 by now?
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Marge’s hairdo is infinitely more believable now
I see somebody bought those speakers that they tried to sell me out of the back of that van.
This begs the question: What would Dr. Hibbert look like as a white dude?
Hey, where’s Snowball II?
So, do Africanized Simpsons bite harder, or just more?
Shouldn’t Santa’s Little Helper be biting one of them?
In this version, the episode “Bart the General” his band uses frag grenades and RPGs instead of water balloons. And instead of being conciliatory to the defeated Nelson, he drinks his blood to cure him of AIDS, as prescribed by his witch doctor.
Shouldn’t Homer be drinking a 40? He’s already got the “not being at work” thing down.
I hate how flip-flops are the “international shoe.” Anywhere, no matter how advanced or impoverished, you find flip-flops. What about my dope Nike Air Force One’s?
This is a failure unless they draw flies onto the white part of the eyes.
Wow, Enrico Pallazzo, not only are you a racist douchecunt, but you didn’t even read the post. This is an artist’s rendering of The Simpsons as an African family, not an African American family. Unless one of the components of your fuckfaced ignorance is that you think unemployment and drinking 40s is part of the “black” genome, in which case your bullshit stereotype would apply equally to Africans and their American descendants. Fucker.
/flipout
Wow, Rebecca, I’m sure that you aren’t a bitch at all. You do so well at picking up sarcasm. Eat shit, cunt.
Oh, I take it back then.
My caracal’s breath smells like catfood.
An AK47 AND his right hand chopped off….
BART IS MISSING HIS KOOL AID, HOMER IS MISSING HIS BLUNT, MARGE IS MISSING 200 LBS, LISA IS NOT PREGNANT, SANTAS LIL HELPER SHOULD BE A PIT, AND MAGGIE SHOULD BE IN FOSTER CARE
Normally I odn’t comment, but Rebeca is such a fucking bitch that I have too. OMG IT’S a RACIST OMG DOESN’T HE KNOW ABOUT THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOMENT OMG WHAT ABOUT THE RAINFOREST. EAT FUCKING ROASTED DOG SHIT WITH MAGGOTS AND ALL THE FUCKING ANIMALS THAT U LOVE AND CARE FOR OVER AT BULL-SHIT PETA. Thank you
Cunt
The cartoon is actually quite cool.
The Simpsons are great. They are always evolving to remain entertaining.
*Im white first off* …Is this what you all think of black people?….
How surprising…
Another white boy who doesnt know a damn thing about africa other than what they heard from Dicaprio’s terrible South African accent in Blood Diamond. Listen buddy, i’m African and I think you need to ease up on stuff like the AK-47 crack. that’s way beyond edgy, purposely incesitive humour and into “I don’t give a shit about child soldiers and genocide” territory.