08.03.09 WOMEN BE BRAZIL WAXIN’

This is my kind reminder to your appetite that lunch hour is over. Sherri Shepherd, a co-host on “The View” had the bright idea of filming herself depilating her cooch and sharing it with the world. The resulting nightmare fuel produces plenty of reaction shots that immediately call to mind “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” and “The Time I Viewed a YouTube Clip and Kecked for Days, Pt. 12″. I started to laugh when the woman administering her wax asked what shape she wanted her pubic hair to be but then I was taken aback she didn’t answer “cake”. Sorry to inflict this on you, but I’m mostly trying to make sure Ufford gets the hero’s welcome he richly deserves when he comes back from his sex cruise through Thailand, er, I mean, camping trip.