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08.25.09
ABC has released two new “Desperate Housewives” promotional pictures, and as you… *yawn*... can see… they’re… soooo… sleepyyyy.
ABC revealed: ‘Susan and Mike are brought together by their worst fears; Lynette’s unexpected pregnancy tests her family; as Bree’s (Marcia Cross) marriage dissolves, she finds herself in the arms of another man; Gabrielle (Eva Longoria Parker) is in for a surprise when she and Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira) welcome their niece, Ana (Maiara Walsh), into their home; and Katherine struggles over the thought of losing Mike.’ [Daily Mail]
I wasn’t just being dramatic in that introduction; I honestly can’t stop yawning. I’ve yawned four times since I started writing this — wait, make that five. That’s more yawns than original sentences (six yawns). (Seven.) Okay, this post is over. I gotta stop before I dislocate my jaw.
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A better promotional picture would have been them in line for the early bird special
^^^ lmao seriously
i mean wtf is this poster supposed to symbolize? them being ungrateful whores in the biblical sense?
I gotta stop before I dislocate my jaw.
Dammit. I just lost twenty bucks in the ‘How will Matt dislocate his jaw’ pool.
Nothing makes me want to watch teevee quite like Teri Hatcher’s gristly thigh.
+1 wehavehair. I have been zinged and I love it.
I didn’t know this show was still on. I quit watching it four years ago after my divorce and I realized I didn’t have to keep watching shows my ex-wife watched.
I would fuck Sarah Jessica Horseface before I would fuck Felicity Transsexual. There, I said it.
These woman aren’t really prepared for a battle…I mean JUST a shield? What the fuck are you going to do with that? And who uses a bow without that piece of leather that protects your arm? FUCK ABC – cmon now!
People are going to see this ad and think hot women hang out at Renaissance Faires.
No, wait – no one will think that.
From the looks of the banner pic, will Mary Alice act as the DM?