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08.25.09
ABC has released two new “Desperate Housewives” promotional pictures, and as you… *yawn*... can see… they’re… soooo… sleepyyyy.
ABC revealed: ‘Susan and Mike are brought together by their worst fears; Lynette’s unexpected pregnancy tests her family; as Bree’s (Marcia Cross) marriage dissolves, she finds herself in the arms of another man; Gabrielle (Eva Longoria Parker) is in for a surprise when she and Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira) welcome their niece, Ana (Maiara Walsh), into their home; and Katherine struggles over the thought of losing Mike.’ [Daily Mail]
I wasn’t just being dramatic in that introduction; I honestly can’t stop yawning. I’ve yawned four times since I started writing this — wait, make that five. That’s more yawns than original sentences (six yawns). (Seven.) Okay, this post is over. I gotta stop before I dislocate my jaw.
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From the looks of the banner pic, will Mary Alice act as the DM?
People are going to see this ad and think hot women hang out at Renaissance Faires.
No, wait – no one will think that.
These woman aren’t really prepared for a battle…I mean JUST a shield? What the fuck are you going to do with that? And who uses a bow without that piece of leather that protects your arm? FUCK ABC – cmon now!
I would fuck Sarah Jessica Horseface before I would fuck Felicity Transsexual. There, I said it.
I didn’t know this show was still on. I quit watching it four years ago after my divorce and I realized I didn’t have to keep watching shows my ex-wife watched.
+1 wehavehair. I have been zinged and I love it.
Nothing makes me want to watch teevee quite like Teri Hatcher’s gristly thigh.
I gotta stop before I dislocate my jaw.
Dammit. I just lost twenty bucks in the ‘How will Matt dislocate his jaw’ pool.
^^^ lmao seriously
i mean wtf is this poster supposed to symbolize? them being ungrateful whores in the biblical sense?
A better promotional picture would have been them in line for the early bird special