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Warming Glow is a blog dedicated to the best and worst of television programming. Mostly the worst.


09.04.09 AMERICA’S GOT HASSELHOFF SUCKING

“America’s Got Talent” has been the ratings king of its time slot, and it’s no wonder when you watch David Hasselhoff perform “Feeling Good.” Because most Americans love stuff that sucks.

Listen, Hoff’s not a bad singer. He’s what I would expect from something that Germany thinks is good. He’s the Scorpions of pop singers. But no one — and I mean absolutely NO ONE — can sing “Feeling Good” besides Nina Simone.  Not even Muse, and I friggin’ love Muse. So take a seat, Hoff. I appreciate the dancers in lingerie, now go back to your hamburger.

(Video via Best Week Ever, the requisite all-time classic Hoff music video after the jump)

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There are 4 comments about:
AMERICA’S GOT HASSELHOFF SUCKING

September 4th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:

So is he still looking for-ah freedom?

September 4th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
garlicksauce says:

Is it possible to step foot on television? Is that what Jay Leno will be attempting this fall?

September 4th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
TBG says:

Great. Now you’ve got me watching every single Muse live performance posted on youtube. Fuck it it’s Friday.

September 4th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
essequemodeia says:

The Sorpians are from Grmany

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