09.04.09 AMSTERDAM OWNS BILL O’REILLY. AGAIN.
I watch television in order to be entertained, so I don’t even know what channel I could possibly find my cable news networks. The only MSNBC or Fox News I watch is whatever retardery pops up online (lookin’ at you, Glenn Beck). So I’m admittedly an infrequent watcher of Bill O’Reilly, but I get the impression that he takes the occasional break from his harangues against Obama’s secret army of Muslim reverse vampires (they’re coming!) to launch into some old-fashioned 19th-century-style xenophobia.
On Bill O’Reilly’s list: Amsterdam! There’s public drug use! Fornication everywhere! It’s destroying America! All the way from Holland! It’s your basic Fox News fear-mongering.
Anyway, a kindly Internet user from Amsterdam spliced together some of O’Reilly’s idiocy with things like “facts” and “statistics” to show that people in Holland are safer and less likely to use drugs, probably because they live under a SOCIALIST REGIME THAT TAXES MOST OF THEIR INCOME. Oh, and blonde women in bikinis frolic with dogs in public fountains. That’s really what won the argument for Holland. Hot chicks in bikinis are so persuasive.
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