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09.04.09 AMSTERDAM OWNS BILL O’REILLY. AGAIN.

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I watch television in order to be entertained, so I don’t even know what channel I could possibly find my cable news networks. The only MSNBC or Fox News I watch is whatever retardery pops up online (lookin’ at you, Glenn Beck). So I’m admittedly an infrequent watcher of Bill O’Reilly, but I get the impression that he takes the occasional break from his harangues against Obama’s secret army of Muslim reverse vampires (they’re coming!) to launch into some old-fashioned 19th-century-style xenophobia.

On Bill O’Reilly’s list: Amsterdam!  There’s public drug use! Fornication everywhere! It’s destroying America! All the way from Holland! It’s your basic Fox News fear-mongering.

Anyway, a kindly Internet user from Amsterdam spliced together some of O’Reilly’s idiocy with things like “facts” and “statistics” to show that people in Holland are safer and less likely to use drugs, probably because they live under a SOCIALIST REGIME THAT TAXES MOST OF THEIR INCOME. Oh, and blonde women in bikinis frolic with dogs in public fountains. That’s really what won the argument for Holland. Hot chicks in bikinis are so persuasive.

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There are 20 comments about:
AMSTERDAM OWNS BILL O’REILLY. AGAIN.

September 4th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Tim Was Tim says:

Spuds MacKenzie, Original Party Dog!

September 4th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Punch Rockgroin says:

Don’t worry, things will be better once there’s a New Amsterdam.

September 4th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Farthammer says:

So do we compare Amsterdam to The Wire because of the name? Or do we compare it to Oz when Martin Querns lets Adibese run wild because of all the buttsex?

September 4th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:

Seriously, we should just do away with msnbc and fox news. And everyone on those networks should be forced to live in Hamsterdam under Bunny Colvin’s supervision.

September 4th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Alfredo Garcia says:

They’ve taken the “We report, you decide” mantra to its illogical conclusion every hour all hour long.
When Vince with the Slap Chop is the highlight of your broadcast it’s time to turn out the lights and go home.

September 4th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
jory says:

Amsterdam is a gorgeous city. Bill O’Reilly is a moron. Do the math.

September 4th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
illBill says:

I was in Amsterdam in May for my first time in May and it’s one of the cleanest, most beautiful cities I’ve ever seen.

And the weed is fantastic

September 4th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
illBill says:

Sentence construction fail

September 5th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Joel says:

The more Bill O’Reilly’s in the world, the better. If people had listened to him, the moron who lied his way into the White House would be sitting in a church right now listening to an American hating racist pastor.

September 5th, 2009 at 8:57 am
Nick says:

God I fucking hate Bill O’Reilly.

Ah, what a productive action, to write that on a message board to strangers.

September 6th, 2009 at 12:17 am
kevin says:

I live about an hour and a half from Amsterdam. Been there many times, never once for the drugs or sex. You don’t need to drive all the way there for those things.
For those that like that stuff, as least it is safe to do there. The hookers pay taxes and are tested frequently.
Fox is why I stopped watching news. I don’t need someone to tell me what to think, other than my wife of course.

September 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
John says:

Bill O’Reilly is awesome

September 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Stan says:

“For those that like that stuff, as least it is safe to do there. The hookers pay taxes and are tested frequently.”

Do they test hookers after each conjugal visit? So what happens in between a hooker getting infected with the HIV and her next test? She slams a bunch of dudes who all get the HIV, that’s what.

September 6th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Sally says:

Kevin is one of those people who are intellectually superior to everyone else. He doesn’t “need people to tell him what to think.” hahaha. it sounds like kevin is either a) liberal or b)intellectually incapable of hearing political commentary while distinguishing between fact and opinion. i’m guessing both.

September 7th, 2009 at 1:18 am
joe ho says:

“So what happens in between a hooker getting infected with the HIV and her next test? She slams a bunch of dudes who all get the HIV, that’s what.”

What happens when a regular dude, or chick, get an STD and never gets tested? They bang a bunch of other people who all get an STD, and they never get tested, and so on.

And who gave those first two people the STD? Stan and Sally.

September 7th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
duckseatforfree says:

Bill O’Reilly is the worst kind of propogandist. He doesn’t believe the crap that comes out of his mouth, and spoonfeeds it to his base for money, making it harder for any societal forward progress. And, if “Joel”, “Nick”, “John”, “Stan”, and “Sally” don’t work for Fox, I’ll let Bill O’Reilly sexually harass me without filing suit. Go punch yourselves in your propogandizing faces.

September 8th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Lenny says:

“The hookers pay taxes and are tested frequently.”

I’m SICK OF HIGH TAXES AND GOVERNMENT REGULATION! Let the free market decide who should get the clap and who should not!

September 13th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Dave Eaton says:

Im a American living in Aurora Colorado. Ive been to Amsterdam more than once. Its very clean, little if any crime, VERY NICE people. I felt safe. The weed is so very good, the sex workers are clean, teasted, nice, and unafraid of being targeted. All in all, its a great place. Obama has already set the wheels in motion for the legalizing of pot in America. Its legal here in Denver and I believe since that was done…. crime has actually gone done. THANK YOU open mined people around the globe to let other chose how they will live. Support your president. One last thing, Im a racist and love Obama and how hes trying to give America back to the people.

September 23rd, 2009 at 6:46 am
Angela Rhodes says:

Bill O’Reilly is an idiot, but it’s hard to argue or reason with the lunatic fringe, and unfortunately for us they will always have an audience… disturbingly larger than one living in reality would hope.

September 24th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Mike says:

Like Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow, Bill O’Reilly’s show is opinion, not news. It is akin to the editorial page in a newspaper. News on FOX is Shepherd Smith, and Chris Wallace.
I totally agree that Bill O’Reilly’s comments are way over the top. I don’t care to watch him because I do not like him. But by posting this video response, you achieved HIS objecive — to get people to debate, to talk, to consider.
Opinionated? You betcha, but then who isn’t?

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