09.30.09 AN ‘ICE ROAD TRUCKERS’ SPIN-OFF. SERIOUSLY.

I’ll watch this show if they get this guy to drive the trucks: http://www.break.com/index/dodge-srt-10-burnout-and-roll-over-crash.html

Is it nitpicking to point out that the supply of dangerous roads is actually finite? Or should I just make a dick joke?

There used to be a time when idly channel surfing and hitting the History Channel you could catch an episode of The World at War or maybe some documentary on the Battle of Cannae. Now it’s just this shit or, if you live in the UK, the Antiques fucking Roadshow.

And yet they keep ignoring my pitch for Crystal Meth Roadhead Truckers.

Burnsy, I think the first three words are made redundant by the 4th.

I watch this show for the soothing, dulcet tones of John Walsh.

At least they didn’t go for the obvious spin-off that just followed the one attractive chick driver. I guess VH1 is waiting to put her on a show where a bunch of pussies with tricked-out F150s that have never left pavement try to win her love.

It’s official: Everyone involved with television is completely out of ideas.

I knew that Diesel’s finishing move was called the “Jack Knife” before I knew what that word actually meant. Same goes for pall bearer and undertaker.

History chn editors are simply idiots..big! time!!
Im driving in the artic, when it get winther for 2-3 month in the
faroe islands, and I guess some of my fellow truckers in greenland
will say the same, we drive under extreme condition but we are not
stupid, and when wind picks up to come back at us like a huricane we
dont take a fun ride over the next 300m high hill, we are not dumb,
so I say to that editor go to hell, please mam. it is extremly
dangerous what we do but we all like to see our sons and daugther and
come home again. so to the historial ch editor, mam make your living
a more honoral way!
Best regards
Bjarne Petersen
Ice trucker.