Obviously, my greatest passion in life is funny photos of animals. Preferably cats wearing clothes, but I’m also open to parrots in sunglasses and dogs reenacting Civil War battle scenes. So when Cool Cat hit the Internet earlier this week, my immediate desire was to have him square off against Cool Dog. Cool Dog has more of a laid-back Fonzy vibe, while Cool Cat — I’m not gonna lie to you — is kind of intimidating. But one thing’s certain: they’re both very, very cool.
LINKS (with bonus animal pictures):
Wine Dog refuses to drink merlot! 25 pictures of animals with booze. This is basically everything I want from the Internet. I want all these animals to come to life and hang out in the same bar as me. That would be an amazing TV show. [Holy Taco]
The cast of “thirtysomething” then and now. Then: ugly douchebags. Now: ugly old douchebags. [Getback]
MEGAN FOX NUDE! is what I would write if I were trying to get your attention for a story about Fox professing her admiration for her favorite comic artists. [Comics Alliance]
Kitten in a blender? Kitten in a blender. That’s gonna be the most adorable smoothie ever. [Cute Overload via Buzzfeed]
Oooohhh, ironic floppy disks! Deluxe box set of Season 5 of “Lost” on DVD. [Best Week Ever]
A Brief History of Hitlers in America. All these Hitlers seem so nice. [Asylum]
Whoa, actual TV news? HBO orders a pilot for a Mike White-Laura Dern comedy. [Hollywood Reporter]
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My cat is cooler than cooler cat. How do I submit it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRRsFjnb4F4
As close to a Nazi cat as I could find. By “find”, I mean this is the first thing that popped up when I typed in “nazi cat” in google.
Damnit, boPa. You’re the best animal picture hunter on this planet.
I also have Cool Dog in Space.
WHO YA GOT?
I have Xerxes and Awesome Cat and Cool Dog and a number of other animals.
Cool Cat and Cool Dog don’t want you to vote. Just chill.
Cool cat is gonna get those bow and arrow bastards!
I will have to politely disagree Captain Insano. He isn’t tied up. That collar is holding up a large gold medallion he won for coolest animal EVER!
+ 1 for cool cat. Cool dog is clearly tied up. It’s hard to truly be cool when your chained to a pole.
hilters in America rather.
That hitler’s in America article was really interesting. I was kinda surprised that Hitler’s nephew didn’t change his name when he came to America.
Corey Haim wants his pose back.
/and his money